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And Now, My TCL Flip Phone Has More Capacity Than This Computer. 😀😂😇😈😍🥰😮😲🤖🎮🕹️🖲️🖱️🖥️⌨️💻📲📱📠📟

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have a pretty old Computer System over here. My Digital Host, David, and I are not sure if this is a MAINFRAME or a Super Computer. We do know that these Machines used Tape Reels for data storage most of the time. In 1956, IBM unveiled the world’s first commercial hard disk drive: the IBM 305 RAMAC. It weighed over a ton and could store just 5 megabytes of data, less than a single high-resolution photo today. Its storage unit used 50 massive 24-inch platters to read and write data using magnetic heads. Fast forward to today, and we now carry terabytes of data in drives smaller than a deck of cards. What once required a forklift now fits in your pocket. This leap in data storage shows just how far computing has come and how fast innovation can change the game. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😇😈😍🥰😮😲🤖🎮🕹️🖲️🖱️🖥️⌨️💻📲📱📠📟

Nope. No Money For You, Daughter. Sell Your Hubby To eBay When You're Bored With Him. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😇😈🤡💩💸💵💴💶

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that this young lady named Lily is texting her dad about getting Married. She is also requesting that he get his Checkbook ready. She said she met the guy though all types of dating site and communicated through social media. Which means basically, she NEVER met him in person. My Digital Host, David, and I and laugh and give a thumbs up to the father when gives the best reply. Get married on Twitter, have fun on the Tango Honeymoon. She can pay for her own wedding through AMAZONE and PayPal. In other words, no Checks from him. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😇😈🤡💩💸💵💴💶

Yup, Billie Eilish, Is A Full Fledged Hypocritical Woke Celebrity. Fuck You Retard. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩🖕🚽🧻🛂🛃

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have a picture of Billie Eilish. She is the one who said "Nobody Is Illegal On Stolen Land" during an award show. She made an expletive statement about for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement and for Donald J. Trump. Yet, its been found out she, herself, has a luxury mansion that is on that same "Stolen Land". In fact she called ICE who she made the f word expletive at to remove a YouTube Content Creator who was trolling her. This person was then deported as an illegal. This is something that the person you see in the picture was supposedly against. My Digital Host, David, and I have this to say about her Hypocrisy. There are people who have medical mental condition of retardation. THIS is NOT about them. In fact, those people are better suited to serve society than the moron that you see in the picture. We put t...

Meow, Your Sole Is Mine. Hiss. 😀😂😍🥰😇😈😺😸😹😻🐱🐈🙏🤘🧙‍♀️🩴

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that my Digital Host, David, put up another photo. It is a picture of a Black cat being the Dark Lord but ends up being of Optimal Cuteness. This cat looks almost like another cat we knew named Fat Cat. The only thing to say is that you can lose your Soul or Sole because of the Cute Meow and Purr it emanates. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😍🥰😇😈😺😸😹😻🐱🐈🙏🤘🧙‍♀️🩴

This Is A Message To The Current Canadian Administration. 😤😠😡🤬👿🖕💸💵💴💶💷🪙

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that this quote is the best one yet. My Digital Host, David, and I could not agree any better. It seems that governments that are extreme liberal leftist lunatics have a preference for illegal migrants over their own citizens. Basically, this is a message that should be given to the heads of the European Commission, Great Britain, Canada, Australia, France, Germany and many more places. Benefits should go to citizens and Veterans, NOT migrants. Thankyouverymuch. 😤😠😡🤬👿🖕💸💵💴💶💷🪙

Superdavebeastula The Snapchat Pixlr Circuit Board Alien. 😇😈😍🥰💻⌨️🖥️🖱️📟📠🔋🪫

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we are part of an Electronic Circuit Board. Since my Digital Host, David, and I have some knowledge about Electronics, Computers and Networks, we have made this photo. One could say we have made ourselves in the Ghost in the Machine. Being the Snapdragons that we are, we used the Magical Arts of Snapchat and Pixlr to integrate three of the photos together. Thankyouverymuch. 😇😈😍🥰💻⌨️🖥️🖱️📟📠🔋🪫

Ladies, Use LUX Kebab Soap To Keep Your Mimsy Clean. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😍🥰😇😈🧼🫧🌷🐟

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that my Digital Host, David, and I have found an old ad. Mind you, we haven't checked if it is Authentic or if this is just parody. In any which case this picture talks about LUX Kebab Soap. Apparently, this soap is for the female anatomy, to keep it smelling nice and clean. It says that a daily wash with this soap will freshen up your flaps and stop it from stinking like an old kipper. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😍🥰😇😈🧼🫧🌷🐟

Superdavebeastula The Bitstrips Bugs Bunny Alien. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😍🥰🐰🐇

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me we are back in the land of Bitstrips again. Actually, my Digital Host, David, and I are also in a place that was invented by Warner Bros. In the land of Looney Tunes, we have once again made a wrong turn at Albuquerque New Mexico once again. Just like in the Bugs Bunny Road Runner Show. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😍🥰🐰🐇

Elon Musk The DOGEFATHER To Which SJWS Go Absolute Bananas. 😀😂👨‍⚖️🕵️‍♂️🤡💩👨‍🚀👽👾🤖🚗🚙🚀🛸📚📖

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have an Action Figure made with Artificial Intelligence. My Digital Host, David, are not sure if it was made with GROK, ChatGPT, Polo or something else. What we do know is that this image of Elon Musk would drive the Regressive Leftists crazy. It presents the man himself, with something on his head (We are not sure if it is a sponge or a piece of cheese). On his right side are a couple of items. Those items are a Chainsaw, A Tesla Car, Space Shuttle and a MAGA hat. Since he came out with the Department Of Government Efficiency, he now is dubbed the father of this. Now the Social Justice Warriors are going Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs over this. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂👨‍⚖️🕵️‍♂️🤡💩👨‍🚀👽👾🤖🚗🚙🚀🛸📚📖

The Heavy Metal Or Metal Métal Hurlant Skull Bliss. 😀😂😇😈😍🥰🙏🤟🤘👌🧟‍♂️🎸

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we are in the world of Heavy Metal or Metal Hurlant. We have a soldier over here that turned Undead. Perhaps it is the poser and influence of the Loc Nar. IT may be something else too. My Digital Host, David, have read the Weird Tales Magazines and we still don't know the answer. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😇😈😍🥰🙏🤟🤘👌🧟‍♂️🎸

A Beautiful Cosmic, Galactic, Interstellar Sight To Behold. 😍🥰😇😈🪐💫⭐️🌟✨🌞🌝🌎👨‍🚀👽🚀🛸

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have another Intergalactic picture over here. This is right before I entered The Milky Way Galaxy. It was basically about a year before I came to Earth and met my Digital Host, David. After floating nearby Black Holes and Nebulas, I was able to see the distant destination that I wanted to go to. This is where I have taken the photo. Thankyouverymuch. 😍🥰😇😈🪐💫⭐️🌟✨🌞🌝🌎👨‍🚀👽🚀🛸

I Can Imagine This As Our Rat Hearse Gothmobile. 😀😂😇😈👹👺👻💀🚗🚕🚙🚑🏎️🚓🚔🚘

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me we have an ominous vehicle here. This item is a customized 1954 Chevrolet Sedan Delivery. It is a classic American utility vehicle based on a passenger car platform. It was basically on of those sleek passenger Station Wagons. Though it wasn't used as a hearse or an ambulance on a regular basis, there were a few that were modified for this purpose. Actually, if my Digital Host, David, and I ever owned this vehicle, it would be perfect. Since we often went to gothic events, this would be made into a GothMobile. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😇😈👹👺👻💀🚗🚕🚙🚑🏎️🚓🚔🚘

Another Driving COPS And Robbers Games From Poki. 😀😂😍🥰😇😈🎮🕹️🖲️🖱️⌨️💻🚗🚕🚙🚘🏎️🚓🚖🚔

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that my Digital Host, David, discovered another game from Poki. This one is called Blacktop Police Chase. You basically drive a car, collecting gold or money on the streets. You also pick up passengers, probably thieves or gangsters, and bring them to their destination. Meanwhile you have cops chasing you and trying to run down. It is one of those games that you got to do the tasks above before the cops get to you. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😍🥰😇😈🎮🕹️🖲️🖱️⌨️💻🚗🚕🚙🚘🏎️🚓🚖🚔

Well, Now, He Has To Have An Oral On The Eggplant Of Biggus Dikus Mike. (Michelle Obama). 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😛😝😜🤪😈🤡💩🍆

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that Barry Soetoro (AKA Barack Obama) has come home late. As you can tell by the picture, it is 3:00 AM. My Digital Host, David, and I are wondering if he is Drunk, Stoned or both. It really doesn't matter because he will have to do a certain oral favor for that man wife of his. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😛😝😜🤪😈🤡💩🍆

Grim Reaper Checks On Its Dead. 😀😂😍🥰😇😈👻💀☠️🙏🤘🧛‍♂️🧟‍♂️⚰️⚱️🪦

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval, Quebec, Canada. So It Seems to Me that we have a checkup going on. The Reaper, after he (or maybe she) collects the souls of the Dead, he goes back to the Cemetery. This entity makes a quick scan about the place, making sure that the bodies are still buried. If there are any Ghosts, Goblins, Zombies, Vampires or any other Undead Cryptids walking about, they are whisked back to their resting place. My Digital Host, David, and I see that most of the dead stick out their arms and give a Thumbs Up. They say Still Dead Thanks For Checking. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😍🥰😇😈👻💀☠️🙏🤘🧛‍♂️🧟‍♂️⚰️⚱️🪦

For Those Who Of Social Justice, They Are The First A.I.'s Natural Stupidity Victims. 😀😂😛😝😜🤪🤨🧐😈🤡💩🤖📱💻⌨️🖥️🖱️📺📻🏳️‍🌈

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that my Digital Host, David, and I found another Quote. Mind you, we know that Jack Nicholson's character didn't exactly say this line. We do believe however that not being able to handle the truth is Equivalent to this. Since we came to this point of building Artificial Intelligence., people have become more stupid. Now most especially, those who are listed in the SJWCentral are naturally more stupid than before. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😛😝😜🤪🤨🧐😈🤡💩🤖📱💻⌨️🖥️🖱️📺📻🏳️‍🌈

Superdavebeastula The Snapchat Pixlr SCI FI SpaceCraft Alien. 😀😂😍🥰😇😈👨‍🚀👽💫⭐️🚀🛸

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have another Space Travel picture that we have made. Being the Snapdragons that we are, my Digital Host, David, and I made another rendered picture. We have taken two photos from our Snapchat collections combined with a Spaceship photo using Pixlr. Also, yes, we were in this elongated thing which one of my host's friend called it a phallus. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😍🥰😇😈👨‍🚀👽💫⭐️🚀🛸

The Answer Is Yes. Libtards Would Obviously Become Antivax If Musk Bought Pfizer. 😀😂😜🤪🤨🧐😈🤡🩺💊💉🩸

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have a What If situation. Seeing that those Social Justice Warrior types were attacking Tesla cars, what would happen if Elcon Musk bought Pfizer. Right now, you have those who are of SJWCentral who are in full support of people getting vaxxed. If he bought that pharmaceutical company, would the SJWs change their Stance? That is the million dollar Question my Digital Host, David, and I are asking. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😜🤪🤨🧐😈🤡🩺💊💉🩸

Yup, We Are Gonna Have A Pretti Good Time, Trolling The Social Justice Warriors With This. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😛😝😜🤪😈🤡💩🐸

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have a new subject to Troll. We have Alex Pretti and we have Renee Good. These basically are two people of the SJWCentral that caused their own demise. Good basically tried to run over an ICE agent, and the result was that she was shot. Pretti had a pistol on him while he was getting arrested and was reaching for it. As a result, he was shot. My Digital Host, David, and I notice that fake news like CNN or MSNBC are trying to paint them as martyrs. Yet they say nothing about American citizens who were killed by illegals that these two dumdums were defending. Well, the only thing we can do is to let out the truth in an amusing and kind of a Wickedhumorous way. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😛😝😜🤪😈🤡💩🐸

If The Force Is Female, The Force Makes A Sandwich. 🖕🤪😉😀😂😇😈🤡💩👽🥪🛸🚀🛰️🌙💫

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that Kathleen Kennedy and her friends were saying The Force Is Female. Well, as a result of her misleading statement, she no longer works at Lucasfilm. In other words, she has been axed. Because of her actions, every film that was under her direction was a flop. The last trilogy was a complete and utter failure at the Box Office. People did not want to be bombarded with misandrist messaging from harpy Feminazis. My Digital Host, David, and I agree with Han Solo when he says, May The Force Go Make Me A Sandwich, Thankyouverymuch. 🖕🤪😉😀😂😇😈🤡💩👽🥪🛸🚀🛰️🌙💫

Here He Is To Save The Day, It's Mighty Super Trump And He's Here To Stay. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😇😈🦸‍♂️🦹‍♂️

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien Memes, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me we have once again a Superman plus Donald Trump Meme again. There is also a reference to the line in Mighty Mouse as well. My Digital Host, David, and I know that with every twist and turn, Social Justice Warriors are going to wail and gnash their teeth. It is a Might And Super Funny time to be alive right now. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😇😈🦸‍♂️🦹‍♂️

Hmmm, Are These Space Ancient Aliens, Archons Or Nephilim? 😛😝😜🤪😂😅😇😈👽👾💀☠️🪐💫⭐️🌟✨🛸🚀🛰️

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have a Gathering of the Vibes or Entities. They seem to be having a meeting on another planet. It could another planet within our Galaxy or Universe. However, maybe this place may be in a higher plane of Existence like a higher Dimension. I have caught site of these in the Twin Galaxies of where I came from before I met my Digital Host, David but even I can't tell what I am looking at. Thankyouverymuch. 😛😝😜🤪😂😅😇😈👽👾💀☠️🪐💫⭐️🌟✨🛸🚀🛰️

Nope, No Internet Search Engine Research During My Highschool Years. Just Open A BIG Book. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😛😝😜🤪📕📗📘📙

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien. So. It Seems to Me that we have something that predates The Internet. Actually we would say before the Internet Society became public. This was a time in the early 90s and before. Basically, because of what was just mentioned, Google or other search engines were not around to help you, if you wanted to do research. In general, you need to have these sets of books in your collection. My Digital Host, David, and I remember these humongous volumes on his own bookshelves as well. They were either the World Book Encyclopedias, Encyclopaedia Britannica or any others of that nature. Nope, it was NOT an easy time. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😛😝😜🤪📕📗📘📙

Wocka Wocka Wocka As You Eat Dots And If You Are Eaten, Wawawawa But But. 😀😂😍🥰😇😈👻👾🎮🕹️🖱️💻⌨️🖥️📟📺

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have another game over here that brings us to the 1980s. My Digital Host, David, remember seeing it for the first time in Asbury Park New Jersey. One can say is that you this gobbling circle that is feeding on all the Dots. You are being chased by four ghost monsters that are threatening to eat you. The names of these are Inky, Pinky, Blinky and Clyde. There may have been another one named Sue but we are not too sure about that. They each come in different colors like Red, Baby Blue, Pink and Orange. Your object is to eat all the dots or pills in the maze. If you eat a power pill all the ghosts turn a dark shade of blue, at you can go and eat them. Basically, for awhile, the hunters become the hunted. Once all the pills are eaten you start a new maze, which probably looks the same as before, plus there is an added bonus point if you eat ...

Superdavebeastula The Bitstrips Burp And Fart Alien. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😇😈🐷🐽

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we can't go anywhere without passing some gas. Whenever my Digital Host, David, and I go out to public events, we feel gaseous. Whatever we drink or eat, whether it is healthy or not, a loud burp escapes us. There will be times you might even here a fart or two. Then again, if Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez hears us flatulating, well we simply don't care. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😇😈🐷🐽

The View. A Farting People Woke Show With Hosts That Break Wind From Their Mouths. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩🐄🐂🐃💨🏳️‍🌈

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me there was a lot of complaints about bovine creatures that flatulate. This is coming from the party of the Woke Liberal Democrats. In actuality it was one in particular named Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, or AOC that was making these claims. What my Digital Host, David, and I say, is that all the hosts of The View are a bunch of cows that fart which actually destroys the planet, psychologically and spiritually. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩🐄🐂🐃💨🏳️‍🌈

If Those Of The Woke SJWCentral Tookover LOTR. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😇😈🤡💩👹🧝‍♂️🧚‍♂️🧙‍♂️

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me we have a situation here. If Amazon continued with its Woke nonsense like they did with Rings of Power, you would have seen this kind of thing. For now, my Digital Host, David, and I are continuing our quest for Politically Incorrect Pantheon of memes. Perhaps the Lord of the Rings memes with politically incorrect themes will back us in our search. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😇😈🤡💩👹🧝‍♂️🧚‍♂️🧙‍♂️