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We're Supposed To Eek Like Bats, Not Meow Like Cats. 😀😂😍🥰🧛‍♂️🦇⚰🐱🐈😸

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me we have a situation that is causing my Digital Host, David, and I to be laughing uncontrollably. As Goth Boys we getting amused by Count Dracula and Demetri. As we walk the halls of the Dark Castle in the Carpathian Mountains, we see Demetri as a cat whereas his fellow vampiric students have turned into bats. We laugh as the lord of this dark palace is getting flustered and Demetri is meowing. Vlad then turns to us with an angry expression but afterwards is also laughing his head off. Perhaps he has some new ideas for transformation. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😍🥰🧛‍♂️🦇⚰🐱🐈😸

ChatGPT Crooked Haunted House. 😇😈😍🥰☠️💀👻🎃🧛‍♂️🧛‍♀️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️🦇🏚️💻⌨️🖥️🖱️⚰️🪦

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me we have haunted house over here. This image was enhanced using ChatGPT Artificial Intelligence. My Digital Host, David, and I have taken a photo of a dilapidated crooked old house and added a few tidbits. The already crooked house was originally set in the daytime. We changed it from midday to midnight. We also added a full moon in the picture. We also added a Hearse in front of the house. Last but not least we added some Ghosts and Bats flying about. This is good enough for a Gothic Culture party. Thankyouverymuch. 😇😈😍🥰☠️💀👻🎃🧛‍♂️🧛‍♀️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️🦇🏚️💻⌨️🖥️🖱️⚰️🪦

Good Evening, I Am Count Pepe The Frogula. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😇😈🧛‍♂️🐸🦇⚰️⚱️🪦

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me we have a Froggy vampire over here. Pepe The Frog has turned into one of the Undead. Now he is a Frogula. He is now saying Reeee with a haunting Gothic Culture quality. My Digital Host, David, and I have decided to share this with our Beautiful Gothic friends out there. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😇😈🧛‍♂️🐸🦇⚰️⚱️🪦

Dark Gothic Township In Transylvania. 😀😂😍🥰😇😈🧛‍♂️🧛‍♀️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️🎩🦇🏚️🏛️⚰️🪦

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that my Digital Host, David, and I are in a VERY old town or village. We are in a dark town of the Wallachian Region. Perhaps we are in Transylvania, home of the famous Dracula. Who knows where we are exactly. The only thing to say is that this Gothic area is very appealing. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😍🥰😇😈🧛‍♂️🧛‍♀️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️🎩🦇🏚️🏛️⚰️🪦

Cheeldrin Of The Night, Enjoy Your Bloody Cocktail. 😀😂😈🧛‍♂️🧛🧛‍♀️🦇🍷🍸🌃💉🩸⚰️🪦

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that my Digital Host, David, and I have a Gothic Drink. This Concoction is known as Dracula's Blood Cocktail. It is made with White Rum, Peach Schnapps, Black Cherry Juice and Grenadine. Since most goths are human, they won't drink the same thing as an actual Vampire. They can however make a toast to the Dark Prince of Transylvania with this drink. Noroc. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😈🧛‍♂️🧛🧛‍♀️🦇🍷🍸🌃💉🩸⚰️🪦

A Dark Visitation Of The Undead In Transylvania. 😀🤣😍🥰😇😈🧛‍♂️🧟‍♂️🦇🏚⚰️🪦

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec CANADA. So. It Seems to Me we have a Grave Visitation of the Vampiric kind. My Digital Host, David, and I have a BIG Question. Is this Dracula visiting his father Dracul or is this Alucard visiting Dracula. Which son is visiting which father in Carpathian Mountains in Transylvania? Perhaps you the audience may know the answer. Thankyouverymuch. 😀🤣😍🥰😇😈🧛‍♂️🧟‍♂️🦇🏚⚰️🪦

Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Camera Alien. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🧛‍♂️📷📸🦇🏺⚰️🪦

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that my Digital Host, David, and I LOVE using this app. It is an app that we have downloaded from Google Play. It is basically called the Vampire Camera. You take a picture of yourself and then do some software adjustments until you become the vampire that you desire. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🧛‍♂️📷📸🦇🏺⚰️🪦

At Least Dracula Knew To Get Out Of Toxic Situations. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😇😈🧛‍♂️🦇⚰️🪦

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec CANADA. So. It Seems to Me that our Vampiric associate, Count Dracula Had It Right. He slept all day and lived alone in his castle in Transylvania. If he gotten mixed up with Toxic Social Justice Warriors, he had an escape route. He Exploded Into A Thousand Bats and just flew away. My Digital Host, David, and I have tried some Variations Of This. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😇😈🧛‍♂️🦇⚰️🪦

Wine For Dracula's House of Halloween. 😀😈🎃👻🧛‍♂️🧟‍♂️🦇⚰️⚱️🏚️💀☠️🪦

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec CANADA. So. It Seems to Me that we have a New Wine that is made for a Gothfest. The hand that you see is bejeweled with dark ornamentation. Perhaps this is the wine that Bela Lugosi, as Count Dracula, served to Renfield. As Renfield drank the wine he remarked that it is delicious. He then asked his Vampire host if he is going to have some. The reply from the undead host was, "I Never Drink (Pause) Wine". Thankyouverymuch. 😀😈🎃👻🧛♂️🧟♂️🦇⚰️⚱️🏚️💀☠️🪦

Frostbite Was The Name Of The Halfbreed Or Hybrid. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😇😈🧛‍♂️🧛‍♀️⛄☃️

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me we have a child. This one is quite special. If the father was a Snowman, was it Frosty The Snowman or was it Yeti? That means the Vampire was a female. Was it Countess Bathoria or was it Lilith? Was it perhaps Pandora from Anne Rice's novels? Perhaps if the sex roles were the other way around, is the father Count Dracula or Damon? Perhaps it Lestat de Lioncourt. That means the mother was a Snow Queen of sorts. Whatever the case may be the child was something special withe a special name. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😇😈🧛‍♂️🧛‍♀️⛄☃️

Vlad Shopping Pencil In Hand For Measuring. 😀😁😅😂🤣😇😈🧛‍♂️🏬🛒✏️📏🦇🩸⚰️🪦

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me Vlad the Impaler - Dracula is shopping for something. My Digital Host, David, can see he found what he needed at Walmart. We would fathom that he has found the tools tor Execution of his orders. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😁😅😂🤣😇😈🧛‍♂️🏬🛒✏️📏🦇🩸⚰️🪦

Dracula's House of Halloween Red Velvet Cake. 😀😂😈💀🤘🧛‍♂️🦇🍰🎂🥮🍫⚰️🪦🇷🇴

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that what we have is Red Velvet Cake covered with a Black Chocolate Icing. On top is a RED Icing, perhaps Strawberry flavored, dripping down like Blood. On top of the cake is a figurine. Perhaps this mannequin is made of candy but my Digital Host, David, and I are not sure. It is a figure of the Dark Lord of Munții Carpați of Wallachia, Vlad the Impaler - Dracula. It looks like a very Delicious Gothic Cake. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😈💀🤘🧛‍♂️🦇🍰🎂🥮🍫⚰️🪦🇷🇴

Behold, This May Be The Gothic Carriage Of Count Dracula. 😀😈🧛‍♂️🤘👌🎃🦇🐴🐎⚰️🪦⚱️

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that what we have here is a Dark Horse Comics of a Carriage. This Equestrian Vehicle is of total Gothic Culture. My Digital Host, David, and I would know since we have been to Gothic Events. Perhaps the figure is Count Dracula or perhaps Count Yorga or someone else. Perhaps it could be Renfield, the human familiar. Or perhaps it is us riding the Spaceship disguised as a Gothmobile. The only thing to say as Darth Vader has said about Luke, is that it is Most Impressive. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😈🧛‍♂️🤘👌🎃🦇🐴🐎⚰️🪦⚱️

Superdavebeastula The Tall White Snapchat Vampire Alien. 😀😈👽🎃🤘🤟👌🧛‍♂️🦇🏚️🏺⚱️⚰️🪦

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that my Digital Host, David, have gone Back To Basics. Here in the world of Snapchat we have gone back to being one of the Alien Vampires. We have sharp pointy Fangs and colored irises. We have part of our face Tattooed as well. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😈👽🎃🤘🤟👌🧛‍♂️🦇🏚️🏺⚱️⚰️🪦

Hey Guys, Wait. First Halloween. Then Christmas. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🎃🧛‍♂️🦇⚰️⚱️🪦🎅🎄❄️☃️

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that some people are putting up Christmas Decorations even as early as September. As you can see someone who is Gothic (That someone might Marilyn Manson or it might be Nicolas Cage in the movie Renfield) is looking out the window with disdain. My Digital Host, David, and I would advise to wait before you put up Yuletide decorations. Before All Hallows Eve of 31st October if you are gonna decorate, you should decorate your Dracula's House of Halloween with Vampires, Frankenstein Monsters, Werewolves, Goblins, Ghosts and other little Beasties. After the Magical Halloween festivities, THEN, on November 1st you can start your Christmas Decoration. Unless of coarse you want to celebrate the American Thanksgiving before then. Up to you. As for Christmas, as well as putting up Santa Claus and the Christmas Tree, we might suggest putting up a Kr...

Two Gothic Ghoulish Halloween Criminal Minds. 😀😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤟🤘👌🔫🧛‍♂️🦇⚰️🪦

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have two Ghoulish Paranormal Entities in jail. The two monsters Behind Bars is none other than Count Dracula and the Frankenstein monster. The Vampire says he is in for Blood Bank Robbery whereas Franky is in for Identity theft. Seems Natural to me and my Digital Host, David. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤟🤘👌🔫🧛‍♂️🦇⚰️🪦

Count Dracula, Born Once Human, Died Too Many Times. 😀😂😈🧛‍♂️🦇🚑⚰️🪦

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal, Quebec, Canada. So. It Seems to Me that what we have is a Headstone or Tombstone for Vlad the Impaler - Dracula. From what this photo shows, he was born October 31, 1313. We don't know if he became a Vampire before then or not but it shows that he first died 1385. He definitely was a Vampire when he rose again. We just don't when that happened. Someone killed him in 1458. Whether it was with a Crucifix, Garlic, Holy Water, Steak Through The Heart or Exposure to sunlight, we don't know yet. What my Digital Host, David, and I know is that he rose again and died in 1527. Again he arisen and died in 1648. Again the same thing happened and died in 1703. Again he arose and died three more times in 1825, 1912 and the last time he was Dead and buried was in 2005. Now we don't know if Count Dracula is walking around or not but somebody is always slaying him. It might...

Count Catula The Dark Meow Lord. 😀😂😍🥰😈🎃🐈🐈‍⬛🐱🦇🧛‍♂️⚡️🏰⛰️🪦🇷🇴🇭🇺

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal, Quebec, Canada. So. It Seems to Me that what we have is a Vampire Cat. A friend of my Digital Host, David, gave this picture to him on Facebook Messenger. We have decided it will go on his personal page in the albums Count Dracula And Batman Album. We actually believe that Vlad the Impaler resided in the Carpathian Mountains. We believe that it was within the region of Transylvania; a region that was probably both Romanian and Hungarian. This Vampiric Dark Lord also had a cat. We believe that his name was or is Catula. One would guess that all this cat needs is just a little blood as well as food to survive. Plus it needs its Moonlight so it can meow it's Sonata. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😍🥰😈🎃🐈🐈‍⬛🐱🦇🧛‍♂️⚡️🏰⛰️🪦🇷🇴🇭🇺

Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Fangoria Alien. 😀😈👹☠🤘🧛‍♂️🦇🧛‍♀️⚰🪦

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Superdavebeastula The SnapDragon Demon Eyed Alien. 🐲🐉🀄👁😈🤟🤘👌

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