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And Doctor McCoy Said He's Cucked Jim. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😛😝😜ðŸĪŠðŸ˜ˆðŸĪĄðŸ‘―🊐🍆ðŸĨ’🍒ðŸģ️‍🌈

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me Mister Spock has said something profound. My Digital Host, David, and I agree as we laugh our heads off. What Captain Kirk's officer is explaining is that the guy lying down has lost his actual male tool. He was forced to use, not the transfer of He to She, but the other ones that don't really exist. These pronouns are by example HIR, ZE, ZIR ZAP, ZEY or Zippidity Do Dah or Dragonkin. It was so retarded and so of Ridiculousness, that it was lost. This is why he is lying on the ground. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😛😝😜ðŸĪŠðŸ˜ˆðŸĪĄðŸ‘―🊐🍆ðŸĨ’🍒ðŸģ️‍🌈

Superdavebeastula The Bitstrips TWGVA Going Subterranean. 😀😂😇😈ðŸĶļ‍♂️ðŸĶđ‍♂️🌇ðŸ•ģ

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that my Digital Host, David, and I are going Underground. Are we the Superheroes investigating and cleaning things out in the underworld or are we The Supervillains? You take your pick and decide. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😇😈ðŸĶļ‍♂️ðŸĶđ‍♂️🌇ðŸ•ģ

Awww, The Vegans Didn't See The Same Crime They Did As Us Meat Eaters. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😈ðŸĪĄðŸĨ•🐰🐇🐄🐓🐷

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have a good Response for Militant Vegans. My Digital Host, David, and I have seen and heard the Arguments these Social Justice Warriors have made. They are often saying that cows, chickens and pigs have families and that you are a monster for eating their Meat. This picture is the best answer to their Ridiculousness. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😈ðŸĪĄðŸĨ•🐰🐇🐄🐓🐷

A Cute Meow Of The Galactic And Cosmic Kittiverse. 😍ðŸĨ°ðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜ŧðŸąðŸˆðŸŠðŸ’Ŧ⭐️🌟✨🛰️🚀ðŸ›ļ

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have a cute feline of cosmic proportions. My Digital Host, David, are trying to decide whether this Kitty is an actual cat from Outer Space are we looking at a cat Galaxy. I personally in my space travels have seen both but we are trying to figure out which it is. Whatever the case may be, it is a cute picture of Galactic proportions. Thankyouverymuch. 😍ðŸĨ°ðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜ŧðŸąðŸˆðŸŠðŸ’Ŧ⭐️🌟✨🛰️🚀ðŸ›ļ

Dark Ages Solitaire, LOTR Card Adventure. 😍ðŸĨ°ðŸ˜‡ðŸ˜ˆðŸ™ðŸĪ˜ðŸ§™‍♂️🧙‍♀️🧝‍♂️🧝‍♀️ðŸŽī🃏ðŸŽŪðŸ•đ️ðŸ–ē️ðŸ–ą️

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me we have another Facebook Game that my Digital Host, David, and I play. It is a Solitaire card game that Involves Lord of the Rings genre. You are sort of playing a character that is a relative of Samwise Gamgee: Either it is his father Hamfast or perhaps his father, Sam's Grandfather. You are on a quest to solve a mystery about a certain book. The way you go through this is by clearing the board by playing the card game. The characters of kings, queens, jacks and aces are with pictures of Elves, Men, Wizards and Hobbits. Iti is an interesting genre in this game to play. Thankyouverymuch. 😍ðŸĨ°ðŸ˜‡ðŸ˜ˆðŸ™ðŸĪ˜ðŸ§™‍♂️🧙‍♀️🧝‍♂️🧝‍♀️ðŸŽī🃏ðŸŽŪðŸ•đ️ðŸ–ē️ðŸ–ą️

A The Heavy Metal Cyber AI ROBOT Love. 😀😂😍ðŸĨ°ðŸ˜‡ðŸ˜ˆðŸ‘ūðŸĪ–🙏ðŸĪ˜ðŸ’ŧðŸ–ą️

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have another Heavy Metal Magazine cover. My Digital Host, David, and I downloaded this picture because it could be related to the backstory of The Matrix. Two robots, one built as a male the other a female, are making out. Would there be a marriage or would be Forbidden as it was in the other said movie. In any which case this issue was made in July of 1982. Was the idea of The Matrix around that back then? Maybe someone knows the answer. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😍ðŸĨ°ðŸ˜‡ðŸ˜ˆðŸ‘ūðŸĪ–🙏ðŸĪ˜ðŸ’ŧðŸ–ą️

This Chrysler Is Old Big Beauty. 😃ðŸĨ°ðŸ“žðŸ“‡ðŸš—🚘🚕🚖🚙🏎🚓🚔

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have a LARGE Vehicle from 1977. It is a This is a 1976 or 1977 Chrysler New Yorker Brougham coupe, which was part of the final generation of large Chrysler personal luxury cars. The vehicle features a prominent white vinyl landau roof, hidden headlights, and rear fender skirts, which were signature styling elements for this model. Power was typically provided by a 400 or 440 cubic-inch V8 engine paired with a three-speed automatic transmission. Unfortunately, it never came with a Stick Shift but it was still a powerful car and a luxury to drive. At over 19 feet in length, this model was among the longest American cars produced during the mid-1970s. My Digital Host, David, and I wish we could give this classic car a test drive. Thankyouverymuch. 😃ðŸĨ°ðŸ“žðŸ“‡ðŸš—🚘🚕🚖🚙🏎🚓🚔

Woof, Guess The Dog Told Lies And Got A Hobbit Meal. 😀😂😍ðŸĨ°ðŸķ🐕🧝‍♂️🧝‍♀️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♀️ðŸĨ˜ðŸŦ•

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that the dog did exactly what the cat did. This hound is confessing this to the Priest that he lied about not being fed. Now it is the dogs turn to pay the penance. It will have to live in Hobbiton In The Shire, and it will have to be adopted by perhaps Merry Brandybuck. It will be a nice Fat Dog after about six meals a day. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😍ðŸĨ°ðŸķ🐕🧝‍♂️🧝‍♀️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♀️ðŸĨ˜ðŸŦ•

There Are Those Who Call Me Tim. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😇😈😍ðŸĨ°ðŸŽĐ🧙‍♂️🐰🐇

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have a Merlin type of character. here. The magazine looks like TIME but the E is taken out. Perhaps he putting himself in high standards or he is warning about the Killer Rabbit. My Digital Host, David, laughed our heads off when we saw him in Monty Python And The Holy Grail. When he warned King Arthur while he rolled his Rs. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😇😈😍ðŸĨ°ðŸŽĐ🧙‍♂️🐰🐇

Superdavebeastula, The Bitstrips Lulu Piggy Loving Alien. 😀😂😍ðŸĨ°ðŸ·ðŸ―🐖🍷

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me we have stuck out. I will give a bit of a back story. The person named Lulu is actually a guy who was a co-worker with my Digital Host, David. This guy was Chubby and also you could say fat. He used to get under People's skin. It was to the point where guys who they themselves were chubby or fat, made fat pig jokes with him. My host now, added this hilarious Bitstrips comic where he is so drunk, he is now trying to hit on him while the fat little porker is looking at him strangely. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😍ðŸĨ°ðŸ·ðŸ―🐖🍷

The Essence Of Cheesiness And Corniness Is In The Absolute In Car Reverse. 😛😝😜ðŸĪŠðŸĪĻðŸĪĶ‍♂️ðŸĪ”ðŸ˜Ģ🚗🚕

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me we something here that belongs to the Corn farm or a Cheese producer. My Digital Host, David, and I are Facepalming through and through and through with this. We are also Giggling as to how inane this meme is. Basically, the person is a Backup Singer because he sings while driving in reverse. Thankyouverymuch. 😛😝😜ðŸĪŠðŸĪĻðŸĪĶ‍♂️ðŸĪ”ðŸ˜Ģ🚗🚕

Whatever It Is, It's A Beautiful Sight Of Galactic Proportions. ðŸĪĐ😍ðŸĨ°ðŸ˜˜ðŸŒ™ðŸŠðŸ’Ŧ⭐️🌟✨🌌🌠🛰️🚀ðŸ›ļ✈️

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me we have an Unusual body floating around in the Cosmos. My Digital Host, David, would look at this and would say it is either one of two things. The first is that it could be another Galaxy surrounded by a Blue Clouded Nebula. The Second is that it is it is just a Greedy Black Hole that is absorbing a red star, possibly a dwarf, but why would there be blue gas nebula cloud. Which one it is, we're still not sure. But it is quite amazing. Thankyouverymuch. ðŸĪĐ😍ðŸĨ°ðŸ˜˜ðŸŒ™ðŸŠðŸ’Ŧ⭐️🌟✨🌌🌠🛰️🚀ðŸ›ļ✈️

Superdavebeastula The Snapchat Pixlr Color Pencil Alien. 😀😂ðŸŸĨðŸŸĻðŸŸĶ✏️ðŸ“ąðŸ’ŧ

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that my Digital Host, David, and have made another creation. On either side of the picture is a rendered Snapchat photo of us. Smack in the middle is a picture of Crayola Twistables. I would fathom to guess, is that we look now as if we were drawn with these pencils. We appear as Magical men. We might even be Istari from LOTR although I wouldn't endorse that fully. Mind you there is a bit of Saruman or Gandalf within us, but I cannot say for certain. But I am guessing this is another silly picture experiment of ours. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂ðŸŸĨðŸŸĻðŸŸĶ✏️ðŸ“ąðŸ’ŧ

I Would Be The First One On If CN Opened This As A Tour Bus. 😀😂😍ðŸĨ°ðŸš‚🚈🚄🚞🚋🚃🚆🚇🚊🚉ðŸ›Ī️🚐

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me we have something that was recently taken out of service. It was phased out either in the late 2000s or early 2010s period. This vehicle, owned by the Canadian National Railway Company, is a kind of school bus that has a mechanism that could put itself on the railroad tracks. This thing was introduced either in the late 60s or early 70s. It was used to transport railroad workers to their location. Since they are not in regular service any longer, my Digital Host, David, and I feel that it should be used as a tour guide of sorts. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😍ðŸĨ°ðŸš‚🚈🚄🚞🚋🚃🚆🚇🚊🚉ðŸ›Ī️🚐

Tank Stars On Vkontakt. 😀😂😍ðŸĨ°ðŸ˜‡ðŸ˜ˆðŸŽŪðŸ•đ️ðŸ’ŧ⌨️ðŸ–Ĩ️ðŸ–ą️ðŸ”ŦðŸ’ĢðŸ’Ĩ🇷🇚

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You From Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me my Digital Host, David, and I play a game on Vkontakt. This one is called Tank Stars. Basically you are controlling a Tank and your Objective is to destroy the opponent's tank by strategically aiming and firing various weapons in 1v1 turn-based battles. You must calculate precise angles and power while managing your tank's limited fuel to outmaneuver and outgun the enemy before they deplete your health. It is simplistic but a very interesting and fun game to play. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😍ðŸĨ°ðŸ˜‡ðŸ˜ˆðŸŽŪðŸ•đ️ðŸ’ŧ⌨️ðŸ–Ĩ️ðŸ–ą️ðŸ”ŦðŸ’ĢðŸ’Ĩ🇷🇚

The Squad Of Nazgul Ringwraiths Walking Their Pets. 😀😂😍ðŸĨ°ðŸ˜ˆðŸ˜‡ðŸ‘đðŸ‘ŧ🧙‍♂️🧝‍♂️🧟‍♂️ðŸķ

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have a group of Ringwraiths (or Nazgul in the Black Speech of Barad-Dur). This picture is quite amusing to my Digital Host, David, and myself, but it is probably based on reality. One must never forget that these are actors or extras playing these dark characters from Mordor. One of the actors playing Kamul is actually walking his cute dog. Again, this is amusing but shouldn't really be surprising. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😍ðŸĨ°ðŸ˜ˆðŸ˜‡ðŸ‘đðŸ‘ŧ🧙‍♂️🧝‍♂️🧟‍♂️ðŸķ

Jawohl, Sgt. Hans Schultz, Happy 4th Of July Auch Fur Sie. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😇😈😍ðŸĨ°ðŸŽ†ðŸŽ‡ðŸ§ĻðŸ·ðŸ―ðŸ–ðŸ‡Đ🇊🇚ðŸ‡ļ

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that the members of Hogan's Heroes are celebrating the Fourth of July Celebrations. My Digital Host, David, and I remember watching this show when he was in preteen years. All the POWs in Stalag 13 are looking up at the Fireworks with delight. Sargent Schultz looks as if he is dismayed, worried that his superior Colonel Klink would blow his top. However, we feel that even our Chubby German friend is probably enjoying the show as well. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😇😈😍ðŸĨ°ðŸŽ†ðŸŽ‡ðŸ§ĻðŸ·ðŸ―ðŸ–ðŸ‡Đ🇊🇚ðŸ‡ļ

Captain Picard Calling With Data. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢðŸĪ–🛰️🚀ðŸ›ļ🊐ðŸ’Ŧ⭐️🌟

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that the crew of Star Trek have a new phone system. My Digital Host, David, and I are laughing as we are travelling throughout The Galactic Federation. As LT (JG) Geordi Laforge is looking on, Captain Jean Luc Picard is using this said telephone. Since it is connected to an actual Android named Data, well, you can say that even the Galactic Empire and the Rebel Alliance are holding their tummies crying with laughter. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢðŸĪ–🛰️🚀ðŸ›ļ🊐ðŸ’Ŧ⭐️🌟

Talos The First Greek ROBOT AI. ðŸ˜€ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‡ðŸ˜ˆðŸ‘―ðŸĪ–ðŸ‘ū🙏ðŸĪŸðŸ“ąðŸ’ŧ⌨️ðŸ–Ĩ️ðŸ–ą️ðŸ–ē️🇎🇷

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that back in the ancient times, in the Island Of Crete, we had an Artificial Intelligence walking about. My fellow Tall white aliens have told me they have seen him. My Digital Host, David, and I do know that the ancient humans had technology that surpassed what there is today. Apparently, this robot named Talos was built by Hephaestus as a gift to King Minos. It proved to be an effective deterrent against pirates. It was however destroyed by Medea the sorceress who found the weak spot within it. Then again, as we said before, the ancients had VERY good technology. Just remember that a Greek computer was found as well. Thankyouverymuch. ðŸ˜€ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‡ðŸ˜ˆðŸ‘―ðŸĪ–ðŸ‘ū🙏ðŸĪŸðŸ“ąðŸ’ŧ⌨️ðŸ–Ĩ️ðŸ–ą️ðŸ–ē️🇎🇷

A HUGE Big Gigantic Galactic Quasar Black Hole If I Ever Saw One. ðŸ˜ēðŸ˜ŪðŸŦĒðŸĪ­ðŸ‘―ðŸ‘ūðŸ‘Ļ‍🚀🛰️🚀ðŸ›ļ🊐ðŸ’Ŧ⭐️🌟✨🌌

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have a merger that is happening here. Perhaps one is consuming the other. I have seen this happening before I came to earth and partner with my now Digital Host, David. We have even talked about this kind of Galactic Phenomenon in one of our videos. It is either two binary Black Holes or Quasars merging into one. The result product is a SUPERSIZED gigantic gobbler of stars and quite possibly space and time. Thankyouverymuch. ðŸ˜ēðŸ˜ŪðŸŦĒðŸĪ­ðŸ‘―ðŸ‘ūðŸ‘Ļ‍🚀🛰️🚀ðŸ›ļ🊐ðŸ’Ŧ⭐️🌟✨🌌

Looks Kind Of Like A Newer Version Of A Winnebago. 😍ðŸĨ°ðŸ˜‡ðŸ˜ˆðŸš—🚕🚙🚌🚑🚒🚐🚚

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me we have a RARITY of a vehicle. In fact this might be the only one its kind. My Digital Host, David, and I do not know which sight we Downloaded from but it is a Beaut. Looking this one up on Google, its AI has stated that "This vehicle is the one-of-a-kind 1962 Kershaw Executive Cruiser, a legendary custom recreational vehicle. It is a rare piece of American Art Deco automotive history that was designed and hand-built by inventor and industrialist Royce Kershaw Sr., founder of the Royce Kershaw Company in Montgomery, Alabama". We asked the AI of this search engine if it was built with any parts from the either GMC, Ford or Chrysler companies. The answer was, "The front cab area utilizes a factory Ford Econoline cab section, which the builders cut, widened, and integrated into the bodywork to give the RV its distinctive face"....

Superdavebeastula The Bitstrips TWGVA At Your Service. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😍ðŸĨ°ðŸĶļ‍♂️ðŸĶđ‍♂️

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have gone into Superpower mode, here on Bitsrips. The only thing, is that my Digital Host, David, and I can't figure something out. The BIG question is, are we Superheroes or are we The Supervillains. Maybe the viewer of this picture can answer this burning question. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😍ðŸĨ°ðŸĶļ‍♂️ðŸĶđ‍♂️

It's Bird, It's A Plane, No It's Superman, Now On Retro Games. ðŸĶļ‍♂️ðŸĶđ‍♂️🌇🏙️😍ðŸĨ°ðŸ˜‡ðŸ˜ˆðŸŽŪðŸ•đ️ðŸ–ē️ðŸ–ą️ðŸ–Ĩ️⌨️😀😂

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have another game over here. My Digital Host, David, and I remember when this game came to the local Montreal Arcade in the early 90s. It actually was released in 1988 by TAITO. As you can see it is the Superman game. You can play with two players in the game. If you are player one, you are the regular Superman as you see in this picture. If you play player two, where you wear blue, it is actually red and your red part is gray. The object of the game is for you to defeat and punch out all The Supervillains great and small. The end goal is to finally defeat and capture Lex Luther before he takes over the world or destroys it. It was a fine game to play. Thankyouverymuch. ðŸĶļ‍♂️ðŸĶđ‍♂️🌇🏙️😍ðŸĨ°ðŸ˜‡ðŸ˜ˆðŸŽŪðŸ•đ️ðŸ–ē️ðŸ–ą️ðŸ–Ĩ️⌨️😀😂

Superdavebeastula The TWGVA Wishing A Bitstrips Canada Day. 😀ðŸĪĢ🏒🏑😍ðŸĨ°⚜️ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡Ķ

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that on this day, my Digital Host, David, and I are somehow playing Hockey. How, we are not sure. Probably, it is the imagination of the two of us or it might be let on by the Bitstrips world. Somehow in this Comic strip, we are playing on ice in the end of June going into July. Somehow, however we manage to play the sport and query it in a statement. Happy Canada Day, Eh? Thankyouverymuch. 😀ðŸĪĢ🏒🏑😍ðŸĨ°⚜️ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡Ķ