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No Lives Matter, The Universe Does Not Give A Fuck About You. 😂ðŸĪŠðŸ˜ˆðŸĪĄðŸŒŽðŸŒðŸŒðŸŠðŸ’Ŧ⭐️🌟✨🌓🌙🌌🌠

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we get fed up with some of Humanity. After my Digital Host, David, and wonder through the Cosmos, we return to Earth and wonder what is wrong with People. You have groups that are grossly into Identity Politics they cannot see what they are missing in life. These idiotic groups include Feminists, LGBTQ, ANTIFA, Black Lives Matter and others as such. If any of these people step out of this world into the vastness of Space, they SHOULD understand how Insignificant their ideology is. If they do not, then they are in vastness of space and time Continuum. The universe will just look smirk and not give a damn. Thankyouverymuch. 😂ðŸĪŠðŸ˜ˆðŸĪĄðŸŒŽðŸŒðŸŒðŸŠðŸ’Ŧ⭐️🌟✨🌓🌙🌌🌠

Cute, Fat, Lovable Sgt. Schultz Also Loved His Toys. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😍ðŸĨ°ðŸ·ðŸ―

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me we sort of learning something about an old show that my Digital Host, David, and I used to watch. Some of you may know it, the TV Show was called Hogan's Heroes. Here we have a character named Sgt. Hans Schultz. He is Portrayed as someone who was a bit dumb. He always claimed to know nothing. This is something that we already knew. What we find out, and this is quite cute, that after the war he went back to his Toy Factory and he lived happily ever after. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😍ðŸĨ°ðŸ·ðŸ―

Your Stolen Memes Shall Be In Distribution. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😇😈ðŸ’ŧ⌨️ðŸ–Ĩ️ðŸ–ą️ðŸĶðŸĨ·

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that sometimes we have to steal. It would mean that when my Digital Host, David, and I are on certain Social Media we see some very Interesting Things. These are things that would make people laugh. Well, the only thing to say is that these Memes are getting downloaded. Sometimes we tell the person who made that post, what we did, sometimes not. Then again, you can be reassured that they will Definitely be properly distributed. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😇😈ðŸ’ŧ⌨️ðŸ–Ĩ️ðŸ–ą️ðŸĶðŸĨ·

OOOH AHHHHH I'm Gonna Crumb. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😇😈ðŸĨ–🍞

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me we have a bit of copulation happening here. Since my Digital Host, David, just HAD to Download This. This act is in the kitchen between two pieces of Toastt Bread. I would probably guess the results will be a stuffing or perhaps a Seasoning of sorts. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😇😈ðŸĨ–🍞

The Essence Of Cheesiness And Corniness Is In The Absolute In Car Reverse. 😛😝😜ðŸĪŠðŸĪĻðŸĪĶ‍♂️ðŸĪ”ðŸ˜Ģ🚗🚕

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me we something here that belongs to the Corn farm or a Cheese producer. My Digital Host, David, and I are Facepalming through and through and through with this. We are also Giggling as to how inane this meme is. Basically, the person is a Backup Singer because he sings while driving in reverse. Thankyouverymuch. 😛😝😜ðŸĪŠðŸĪĻðŸĪĶ‍♂️ðŸĪ”ðŸ˜Ģ🚗🚕

Aftereth The Assassinationeth, They Wouldeth Walketh The Eartheth And Be Bummeths. 😀😂😈ðŸĪĄðŸ’‚‍♂️ðŸĪīðŸ”ŦðŸđ🏰👑♞♘

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me we have a Medieval version of Pulp Fiction. The language that is used by here by the character, Jules Winnfield, played Samuel L. Jackson, is using that language at that time. Beside him is his partner Vincent Vega, played by John Travolta. Instead of using guns, they are using crossbows to shoot their victims after the threats by Jules. It may seem odd and looks Meme Ish, but that is how they in the Middle Ages expressed their version of Vulgarity. That is why my Digital Host, David, and I are laughing so hard. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😈ðŸĪĄðŸ’‚‍♂️ðŸĪīðŸ”ŦðŸđ🏰👑♞♘

And THAT Is Now George Floyd Became Pink Floyd. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😈ðŸĪĄðŸ’Đ💊💉ðŸĐšðŸš―🧠

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have a concept. Where my Digital Host, David, and I gotten this picture, we don't know. What we can say is that George Floyd could not Breathe. No it was NOT the knee to the neck that did him in. He took a speedball. He swallowed the evidence that he was pushing it on to neighborhoods. He was selling or pushing off shavings of this stuff. That ball had a mixture of Methamphetamine and Fentanyl. Since there was so much of the latter in that substance, he just couldn't breathe. That is probably the reason why you see his skin turn from black to pink. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😈ðŸĪĄðŸ’Đ💊💉ðŸĐšðŸš―🧠

Old School Pepe The Frog And Retro Wifey In A Sort Of Vintage Car. 😀😂😍ðŸĨ°ðŸ˜‡ðŸ˜ˆðŸ™ðŸĪ˜ðŸļ🚗🚕🚙🚓🏎️🚘🚖

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have two frogs, male and female, driving a car. My Digital Host, David, put this picture through Google Ai and it gave us a synopsis of it. It said that this image is a digital artwork depicting two frog-like characters, styled similarly to Pepe the Frog, driving a convertible with flaming paint effects through a desert landscape at sunset. It also stated that the characters are dressed in rocker-style clothing, including leather jackets and sunglasses. The scene has a cinematic, vibrant quality with a dramatic sky. It appears to be a generated image rather than a photograph of physical objects. We enquired what kind of car they were driving and the answers were as follows. The car in the image isn't a specific real-world production model, but rather a stylized digital creation that blends several iconic American "Lead Sled...

Nope. No Money For You, Daughter. Sell Your Hubby To eBay When You're Bored With Him. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😇😈ðŸĪĄðŸ’ĐðŸ’ļðŸ’ĩðŸ’īðŸ’ķ

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that this young lady named Lily is texting her dad about getting Married. She is also requesting that he get his Checkbook ready. She said she met the guy though all types of dating site and communicated through social media. Which means basically, she NEVER met him in person. My Digital Host, David, and I and laugh and give a thumbs up to the father when gives the best reply. Get married on Twitter, have fun on the Tango Honeymoon. She can pay for her own wedding through AMAZONE and PayPal. In other words, no Checks from him. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😇😈ðŸĪĄðŸ’ĐðŸ’ļðŸ’ĩðŸ’īðŸ’ķ

Well, Now, He Has To Have An Oral On The Eggplant Of Biggus Dikus Mike. (Michelle Obama). 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😛😝😜ðŸĪŠðŸ˜ˆðŸĪĄðŸ’Đ🍆

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that Barry Soetoro (AKA Barack Obama) has come home late. As you can tell by the picture, it is 3:00 AM. My Digital Host, David, and I are wondering if he is Drunk, Stoned or both. It really doesn't matter because he will have to do a certain oral favor for that man wife of his. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😛😝😜ðŸĪŠðŸ˜ˆðŸĪĄðŸ’Đ🍆

Three Blind Mice, Where The Fuck Are They Going? 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😈ðŸĪĄðŸ˜Ē😭👍👌ðŸĪ˜ðŸĪŸ

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that those who belong in the pages of SJWCentral are still getting offended. Now, my Digital Host, David, and I will introduce them to someone. This is an Old School that will tell jokes that will make the Social Justice Warriors REALLY scream and cry. Raw and untamed is what Andrew Dice Clay is. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😈ðŸĪĄðŸ˜Ē😭👍👌ðŸĪ˜ðŸĪŸ

Yup, Carney Is Rated R For Retard Of Canada. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😛😝😜ðŸĪŠðŸ˜ˆðŸĪĄðŸ’ĐðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡Ķ

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have another Meme about Mark Carney. My Digital Host, David, wonder how and why this clown gotten voted in as the Prime Minister of this country. We are Perplexed especially during his campaign, he kept on saying umm and uh in every sentence. We FIRMLY believe that there was VOTER FRAUD involved but we can't say for certain just yet. The reason that he is a Top Umm is because his speeches were full throttle with only half sentences. It was also very hard to understand what he was even trying to say. At any rate we hope you enjoyed this National Roast on him. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😛😝😜ðŸĪŠðŸ˜ˆðŸĪĄðŸ’ĐðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡Ķ

We Know Donald. Justin Trudeau Is A Real Pussyckaunt. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😈ðŸĪĄðŸ‘ðŸĨ­ðŸąðŸˆðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡Ķ🇚ðŸ‡ļ

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that at some point Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau met together some place. Perhaps it was to meet with trade talks or perhaps to negotiate other things. At any rate, Turdeau stuck his hand out for a shake, but Donald refused it. Though he never actually grabbed the thing that he was accused of, he did not want to stir up more stories since Justine is one. My Digital Host, David, and I know that thing that he is either starts with a P, V or C. You take your pick. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😈ðŸĪĄðŸ‘ðŸĨ­ðŸąðŸˆðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡Ķ🇚ðŸ‡ļ

Yup, If You Are An SJW, You're Opinion Is Garbage Shit To Us. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😇😈ðŸĪĄðŸ’ĐðŸ’ŊðŸŽŊðŸ”Ŧ⚰️

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that those who belong to the SJWCentral are trying to insult us. My Digital Host, David, have been called Hillbillies, Rednecks, Rightwing Fascists, ETC. Well, Doc Holliday, from Tombstone played by the late Val Kilmer, has the best response. That phrase is, Sir, If I Am To Be Insulted, I Must First Value Your Opinion. That says it all. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😇😈ðŸĪĄðŸ’ĐðŸ’ŊðŸŽŊðŸ”Ŧ⚰️

Aww To Bad, Joy. Everything Woke Turns To Shit. You Should Have Known. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😈ðŸĪĄðŸ’Đ🖕🍔🍟ðŸĨĪ🇚ðŸ‡ļ

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that Joy Reid is finding out something. She is finding out that Woke Culture does NOT pay anymore. My Digital Host, David, and I are laughing our behinds off as we see the expression on her face. Perhaps MSNBC may have given up on this type of Politically Correct ideology and left this woman unemployed. Now she has to work at McDonald's and serve Donald Trump his order. LOL. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😈ðŸĪĄðŸ’Đ🖕🍔🍟ðŸĨĪ🇚ðŸ‡ļ

We Rated 3 Camel Toe And 1 Donkey AOC SJW Posts. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😈ðŸĪĄðŸ’Đ✊ðŸļðŸĩðŸģ️‍🌈ðŸģ️‍⚧️

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that there needs to be a rating system. This is for posts that are made by Social Justice Warriors. This is for those who are Feminist, those associate with Black Lives Matter, those in the LGBTQ and most especially those who are for ANTIFA. The last one we like to call PANTIFA since every one of them, regardless of sex or gender, have their panties in twirl. My Digital Host, David, and I, present the pictures of Kamala Harris and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez as to how stupid these posts from these people are. SJWCentral, who makes fun of these types, are rolling around laughing. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😈ðŸĪĄðŸ’Đ✊ðŸļðŸĩðŸģ️‍🌈ðŸģ️‍⚧️

Hmmm, World Peace Treaty Depends On Coke And Pepsi? 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😇😈ðŸĪĄðŸĨĪ

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have a statement at the end. That Statement "And We Want World Peace". What is actually true is that the two Cola Products, Coke and Pepsi Can't Be In The Same Restaurant Together. First thing I will say that my Digital Host, David, and I have a slight preference for the blue labelled PepsiCo over the red labelled Coca-Cola. If there is no Pepsi then we will have Coke. That is no problem at all. The BIG irony is that though they are not allowed to be in the same Restaurant, both Products are actually owned by the same people. The question then becomes, do these Owners actually want world peace or do they profit from war? Perhaps someone has the right answer. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😇😈ðŸĪĄðŸĨĪ

There Will Never Be A Cure For SJW Hategasm. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😍ðŸĨ°ðŸ˜‡ðŸ˜ˆðŸ‘™ðŸ‡šðŸ‡ļ

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that there is one of these Social Justice Warriors who offended by the Confederate Flag. This person is so Offended by the design that these sexy women are demanded to take of their Bathing Suits. My Digital Host, David, and I can tell you that this person will still get Offended. These Beautiful Girls being the buff, will offend this SJWCentral person even more. Oh well, To Bad So Sad that this person is living in such an offended state of mind. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😍ðŸĨ°ðŸ˜‡ðŸ˜ˆðŸ‘™ðŸ‡šðŸ‡ļ

In Other Words, Rosie, Stop Farting From Your Mouth And Ass. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😈ðŸĪĄðŸ’ĐðŸ’ĻðŸŪ🐄

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have yet another Smudge the Cat Meme. This time the Karen in this is superimposed with face of Rosie ODonnell. The friend is superimposed with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Rosie is saying to the cat that COWS that flatulate are destroying the planet as AOC looks on with agreement. My Digital Host, David, and I are Laughing when Smudge the Cat tells them both to stop Farting. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😈ðŸĪĄðŸ’ĐðŸ’ĻðŸŪ🐄

Unbelievable Projection And This SJW Calls Us Privileged. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😈ðŸĪĄðŸ’Đ❄️🐠💀ðŸģ️‍🌈ðŸģ️‍⚧️

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that there is someone who is one of the Special Snowflakes. Behind this member of the Rainbow Mafia is a throng of people. These people are mostly normal cis Gendered people. Believe it or not, among the throng there are also Transgenders over there as well. The Special Olympics thing is demanding that the crowd should change their Core Values and Beliefs so that Hideous fiend can fit in. The only thing to say is that my Digital Host, David, and I, along with crowd, are Laughing at this Specialized Toxic Rainbow Trout. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂ðŸĪĢ😈ðŸĪĄðŸ’Đ❄️🐠💀ðŸģ️‍🌈ðŸģ️‍⚧️