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Yup, Camel Toe Harris Is Like The Current Border, Always Open. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡🇺🇸🇲🇽

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal, Quebec, Canada. So. It Seems to Me that Kamala Harris is VERY careless when it comes to the US / Mexico Border. Then again, the only reason she is even Vice President or soon to be President (My Digital Host, David, and I hope THAT doesn't happen) is simply because she did some favors for certain people. She has NEVER been to the border to see why security is so lax over there. TOO many illegals came in and started doing crime in the USA. She has done NOTHING about it. She is just as incompetent as Joe Biden. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡🇺🇸🇲🇽

Sometimes It Is Just Good To Be A Misanthrope. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩🖕🏳️‍🌈

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal, Quebec, Canada. So. It Seems to Me that Jack Nicholson has a Disorder. He tells the Ruthless TRUTH which actually makes people, especially the Social Justice Warriors, VERY Angry. My Digital Host, David, and I have said the truth as well. People like the Feminazis, Black Lives Matter, ANTIFA and also the LGBTQ members have gotten into hissy fits. Oh Well. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩🖕🏳️‍🌈

Superdavebeastula, The Real Snapchat Ghostbusters Alien. 😀😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈👻💀🤘🚓🚑⚰️🪦

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal, Quebec, Canada. So. It Seems to Me that the people who were in charge of that Ghostbusters wanted to make an all female version of that movie. They wanted to make a Woke for Feminazis. Obviously, it was doomed to fail. Get Woke Go Broke rings all too true. That is why my Digital Host, David, and I present to you OUR version of Ghostbusters. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈👻💀🤘🚓🚑⚰️🪦

Riding Or Flying To And Fro On Route 666. 😀😂🤣😈👌🤘🤟🦇🔥🌇⚰️⚱️🚗🚕🚙🏎🚓🚑✈️🚀🛸🪦

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal, Quebec, Canada. So. It Seems to Me what my Digital Host, David, has for the two of us is a way to nightmares and heat. The news and traffic reports are as follows. Traffic Report In Hell: The onbound I-666 is backed up all the way from the Wall Street entrance ramp to the Junction due to an overturned semi. Allow extra travel time. Outbound light except for a few bats causing a gapers delay. The inbound Highway to Hell has no stop signs, speed limits, ain't nothin' gunna slow me down. Outbound light. The Road to Perdition is jammed from the Damascus on-ramp all the way to the River Styx. There is apparently a three headed canine running across all lanes of traffic, causing all kinds of, well, Hell down there. Outbound is delayed due hot tar on the roadway. This is not due to construction, it's just there because this is Hell. Please consider public transportatio

No Personality Turdeau Needs to Imitate. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💂‍♀️👑🏰🇬🇧🇨🇦

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal, Quebec, Canada. So. It Seems to Me that Justin Trudeau is visiting the Queen of England. Since he dressed up in an extravagant Hindu robe when he visited the Prime Minister of India, this is how we, my Digital Host, David, and I, see Turdeau doing when he goes to the Royal Palace. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💂‍♀️👑🏰🇬🇧🇨🇦

Taylor Is Rolling Out The Garbage To Sell To Her Swifties. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩🚽🗑️⏺️

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal, Quebec, Canada. So. It Seems to Me that, once again, Taylor Swift is rolling out her new album. Since both my Digital Host, David, and I know that her music lacks Substance, it is quite fitting that she is rolling it out in Garbage Bin. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩🚽🗑️⏺️

Superdavebeastula The Tall Cyborg Zombie Alien. 😀😂😈🤟🧟‍♂️⚰🤖👽👾🪦

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The Ass Had Nothing On The Elephant. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🫏🐘🗳️🇺🇸

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal, Quebec, Canada. So. It Seems to Me the debate Between Donald Trump and Poopy Pants Creepy Uncle Joe is summed up in this picture. You know that the Republicans are represented by a Strong, Stout (and fatty) Elephant. The Democrats are Represented by a puny little Donkey. My Digital Host, David, likes to call the latter an Ass. Poor Joe Biden was SO full of Dementia that he looked really frail as the smaller animal. Trump was all over him. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🫏🐘🗳️🇺🇸

Fuck Trump? Spank And Fuck You Robert Deniro. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡✋🎥📽📺🇺🇸

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal, Quebec, Canada. So. It Seems to Me that Robert DeNiro is getting punished by the MAGA Conservatives. He is also getting Punished even by Hollywood. His Popularity is down the Toilet. My Digital Host, David, and I sitting back and viewing his descent while eating some Popcorn. As you can see his Expletive on Donald J. Trump is NOT working for him now as it did back in 2015. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡✋🎥📽📺🇺🇸

This SJW Chick Has Gone Tape Quackers. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩🪧🦆🖭

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal, Quebec, Canada. So. It Seems to Me we have protester. This one probably has the SJW Mindset that my Digital Host, David, and I talk about every time. So this one thinks that Duct Tape is actually a Duck Tape. Her slogan is Stop Killing Ducks To Make Duck Tape. Whether it is real or not this IS the Mindset of Social Justice, such as Feminism or Black Lives Matter or even the modern LGBTQ++ Alphabet Numerical Group. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩🪧🦆🖭

Superdavebeastula, The Snapchat Demon Vampire Soul Owner Alien. 😀😂😈🎃🧛‍♂️🎩🦇⚡️⚰️👻⚱️🪦

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal, Quebec, Canada. So. It Seems to Me that now with the advent of Snapchat, my Digital Host, David, and I have taken a Half Demon and Half Vampire form. Many Politicians have come to us to make a deal. In the end they have been tricked. These include SJW Justin Trudeau, Poopy Pants Joe Biden, Ukraine Born Chrystia Freeland, Camel Toe Kamala Harris, Tan Yongshi Theressa Tam and many more like minded corrupted politicians. The soul of Thomas Matthew Crooks is now being chewed up. Poopy pants will demise soon. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😈🎃🧛‍♂️🎩🦇⚡️⚰️👻⚱️🪦

Funny But True, Bob Ross Is Adding Happy Rep Overlords In His Chem-Trail Picture. 😀😂🤣😈🤡💀👽👾

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal, Quebec, Canada. So. It Seems to Me that Bob Ross knows about Chem-trails and Reptilian Humanoids. These people that look human are the evil forces, Alien Greys, that want to destroy or cut down the population of regular Humans. I would fathom this painter is using Dark Humor to break the narrative that it is fault of Humans. My Digital Host, David, and I know this to be true as well. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂🤣😈🤡💀👽👾🛸🚀🛰✈️🚛

Superdavebeastula The SnapChat Red Lightening Demon Alien. 😀😂😈🔺️⚡🌩👽

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Yup, Poopy Pants Biden Is A Little Joe Creep. 😀😁😂🤣😈🤡🤮🐏🐑🇺🇸

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal, Quebec, Canada. So. It Seems to Me that Joe Biden has a new Nickname. My Digital Host, David, and I agree and laugh how much of a Creepy version of Little Bo Peep he is. It also shows you how blind the sheep he leads actually are because of their own TDS. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😁😂🤣😈🤡🤮🐏🐑🇺🇸

This Is The One Cheech Marin Doesn't Have Or Want. 😮🙀👹😀😁😂🤣😹😈🧛‍♂️🐱🐈

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal, Quebec, Canada. So. It Seems to Me to me that there are some women who refuse to shave it. This is Probably because it looks a little too Monstrous. Cheech Marin played a part in the movie From Dusk Till Dawn sell this stuff for a penny. My Digital Host, David, heard the audio file and we laughed our heads off. He advertised for all kinds, including from Chickens and Horses. He also mentioned If We Don't Have It, You Don't Want It. Thankyouverymuch. 😮🙀👹😀😁😂🤣😹😈🧛‍♂️🐱🐈

Only The Fluffy Cat We Would Save, The Rest Can Burn In The Pits of Hell. 🖕😀😂😈🔥🐱🐈🐈⬛😍🥰

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal, Quebec, Canada. So. It Seems to Me that there is a Question that this post is asking. We have a room. Inside this room are 4 individuals. You have Sam Smith, Dylan Mulvaney and William Thomas who goes by the name of Lia. The fourth is a VERY cute Fluffy Cat. Now the question is that if there was a BIG fire in the room, who would we save? My Digital Host, David, has the perfect answer. Thankyouverymuch. 🖕😀😂😈🔥🐱🐈🐈⬛😍🥰

A Bigus Dickus Hit The Windshield. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡🍆🥒🌭

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal, Quebec, Canada. So. It Seems to Me that for some reason or other, and BIG sex toy for women hit the window. The son asks his mom what that was. The Mother replies that it was just a Bug. Her son replies that it sure had a BIG Phallus. This left my Digital Host, David, and Myself laughing our heads off. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡🍆🥒🌭

EGT - DooM - E1M5 Phobos lab (metal remix)

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Superdavebeastula: Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal, Quebec, Canada. So. It Seems to Me that my Digital Host, David, has discovered a this YouTube video. It is music from Doom. This was a game where you literally go from the Moon of Mars to Hell shooting Demons along the way until you kill the Baron Of Hell, Cyber Demon and last one the Spider Mastermind. This music the Heavy Metal version of level where you are in the Phobos Lab floor of the Classic Game. The Imp starts a JAM Session. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😈🥰🤘👌🔫💣⚰️🕹💻🎸🎹🥁🎮 David: We Present DOOM, Even The Imp Wants To Jam. 😀😂😈🥰🤘👌🔫💣⚰️🕹💻🎸🎹🥁🎮

Concealed Carry Pistol And Open Carry Rifle. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡🥒🌭🔫

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal, Quebec, Canada. So. It Seems to Me and my Digital Host, David, that we have two Transgender women here. One of them is Dylan Mulvaney and the other is Michael Robinso better known as Michelle Obama. So it is quite clear that since they are Genetically Chromosome XY, they have pistols beneath their dresses. With Dylan, you cannot see it. It is hidden and probably not very large. With Michael or Michelle you see quite Overtly. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡🥒🌭🔫

Poutine Fred Cailloux Or Fred Flintstone And A Pepsi.   😀😂🥰🍟🌭🍔🥓🧀🥤🐽🐷🐖

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Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien.   😀😂😈👽👾🧛‍♂️🦇⚰🏚🏰💀☠⚱🪦

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YUP, It IS Only Two And Two Only. No Thirds. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡🍒🍆🥒🍓🍊

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal, Quebec, Canada. So. It Seems to Me that what we have are the number of Genders. Three is a Magic Number is too much. It is only two. A Transgender is NOT a third gender. Both my Digital Host, David, and I will tell you this. The Beautiful Transgender Blaire White has said this as well in one of her videos. At any rate what we have on the left is someone that is or was married to Barack Obama. No is sure if they ARE together or not. One thing we DO know is that figure on the left is NOT even a real woman. It is not even a real transgender. It is a dude. His name is Michael Levaugn Robinson. You may know him as a fake her. You may know him as Michelle Obama. This one actually has a bigger tool than his Husband and does the driving in the Bedroom. A real woman or transgender wouldn't think of doing this. On the right you have a female. A real woman is on the Right Side. He

Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien. 😀😂😈👽👾🧛‍♂️🦇⚰🏚🏰💀☠⚱🪦

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Those Were THE Games. 😄😍🥰😇😈🙏🤘🚗🚕🚙🏎🕹🖲🖥

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal, Quebec, Canada. So. It Seems to Me we have another Classic Game that was played when computers still had MS-DOS. Just like Wolfenstein 3D, if you want to play this game under Windows 10 or Windows 11 you need to accompany it with DOSBOX. This is an old game made by Broderbund Software. It uses old VGA Graphics. Broderbund also made Test Drive and another game called THE DUEL. This game as you can see is called Stunts. It is a game that my Digital Host, David, used to play quite a lot. When you drive you jump ramps, drive on loop dee loops, go through tunnels, chicanes, barriers, bridges, Overpasses, corkscrews ETC. You can pick an existing track or you can make your own. You also choose a car. An overall old fun game to play. Thankyouverymuch. 😄😍🥰😇😈🙏🤘🚗🚕🚙🏎🕹🖲🖥

Now Green Goblin Greta Thunberg Will Truly Say HOW DARE YOU. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡🚗🚕🚙🏎🛻🟢🖕

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alvin, Coming To You from Montreal, Quebec, Canada. So. It Seems to Me that Greta Thunberg is telling world that to own a Green Car. My Digital Host, David, have a Perfect Solution. We will own a Green, 1970s Chevy Nova. One of the Top Notch Green Gas Guzzlers Extreme. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡🚗🚕🚙🏎🛻🟢🖕

Superdavebeastula The Ghost Mirror Image Alien.   🪞👻👽😱💀⚰⚱🏚

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Poopy Pants Biden And CAMELTOE Harris Have The Perfect Bike. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤮🤡💩🚲🥒🇺🇸

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal, Quebec, Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have the form of Build Back Better in the form of a Bicycle. My Digital Host, David, and know that it is Perfect in Communist regime that Joe Biden is thinking. A perfect sex toy to clean his Dirty behind. Too bad it can't clean his Dirty Mind. Kamala Harris also has the same Symptoms as well. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤮🤡💩🚲🥒🇺🇸

Superdavebeastula The Gothic Hatman Demon Alien. 😀😂😈👻🧛‍♂️🦇🎩👽

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Superdavebeastula The Restaurant Piggy Alien. 😀😁😂🤣🥰😇😈🍽🐽🐷🐖👽

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal, Quebec, Canada. So. It Seems to Me that my Digital Host, David, and I made a Transformation. Since we ate like Piggy Gods at Famous Deli we grew some ears and a snout. So now we look like a Lulu. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😁😂🤣🥰😇😈🍽🐽🐷🐖👽

Le Fameux Pizza, Greek Poutine And A Pepsi Mix With Orange Crush. 😀😂🥰😈🍕🍟🥤🇬🇷🇨🇦🐽🐷🐖

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal, Quebec, Canada. So. It Seems to Me that what my Digital Host, David, and I had was Famous Deli Pizza, or Pizza Le Fameux. We had a Greek Poutine. Our drink was Pepsi mixed with a tiny bit of Orange Crush. The last thing that I mentioned is self explanatory. The Le Fameux Pizza is All Dressed Plus Onions and Bacon. I think that there might be a third element in there but I forgotten what it was. The Greek Poutine is poutine with Onion, Gyro and Tzatziki. In all case we ate like chubby fat Greek Gods. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂🥰😈🍕🍟🥤🇬🇷🇨🇦🐽🐷🐖

Typical Feminist SJW That Does NOT Know Its Gender. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣🤨🤪🧐😜😝😈🤡🏳️‍🌈

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Well Now Always remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal, Quebec, Canada. So. It Seems to Me that what we have is Doll. It is based on a person that does NOT know if it is a Male or Female. Most Likely, this person is Warrior for Some sort of Social Justice. My Digital Host, David, and I also noticed that this figure is made quite rotund. It is also wearing a Lumber Jack Checkered shirt or jacket. This thing is also wearing Steel Toe Construction Boots. It is sporting BIG double looped earrings and also a big RED horned rimmed Glasses. The last thing and most important of all giveaways is the fact that it also comes with Starbucks Coffee Cup. In todays society you never know what gender this Chubby person is. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣🤨🤪🧐😜😝😈🤡🏳️‍🌈

Superdavebeastula The Snapchat Uncle SAM Alien. 😀😂🥰😇😈🙏🤘🇺🇸

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal, Quebec, Canada. It Seems to Me that it is now July 4th. My Digital Host, David, has turned into Uncle Sam on Snapchat. We are also wishing our friends in the United States Of America a Happy Independence Day. We also wish for our friends in the USA, Canada and the rest of the world to be independent from Woke SJW culture. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂🥰😇😈🙏🤘🇺🇸

1955 Nice, ❤🥰 2023, Yuck. 🤢🤮😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡🦍🐒

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal, Quebec, Canada. So. It Seems to Me that there is a BIG Difference Between women in 1955 and those in 2023. My Digital Host, David, and I can tell you the 1955 woman IS a woman. It might even be the sexy Yvonne De Carlo who play Lily Munster although we may be wrong. However the 2023 version is not. Not a woman that is. It is not even a real Transgender. Dylan Mulvaney was NEVER even a transgender. Totally unlike somebody like Rose Of Dawn. This how far we Evolved or Devolved. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡🦍🐒

Zoom Zoom Vroom Vroom Retro Style. 😀😂🥰😈🤘🚗🚕🚙🏎🚓🕹💻

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  Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. It Seems to Me that my Digital Host, David, and I are playing an Online Game. This Classic Game is called Asphalt Retro. It is the old version of the race game that you can find on MSN. Sometimes older games such as these are the best. You appreciate how far Gaming has gone to. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂🥰😈🤘🚗🚕🚙🏎🚓🕹💻

Happy Tabarnak And HAPPY Canada DAY. Even To Justine Turdeau Now. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈✊👊🤟🥊🇨🇦

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal, Quebec, Canada. So. It Seems to Me that my Digital Host, David, and I have Discovered! a new way to Celebrate the day of July 1st. Here is a picture of someone who was Born and Raised in this Nation but has none of the spirit in him. This person, Justin Trudeau, is having the Spirit Messages of Canada Proud right to his face. Justin Trudeau in a boxing much will have his Political career knocked out as Pierre Poilievre gets voted in. A beautiful Celebration for Canada Day. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈✊👊🤟🥊🇨🇦