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Kerberos The Three Headed Dog God Of Hades. 🐶🐕🐺🦴😀😂😇😈😍🥰🙏🤘

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have a Three Headed Dog of the Underworld. Whether a God or Demon would depend on your point of view. His name is Kerberos in Greek. The Romans called him Cerberus. You can say he is the pet of Hades or in Roman Latin, Pluto. He was a three-headed dog with a serpent's tail, mane of snakes, and a lion's claws. According to some he had fifty heads although this count may have included the serpents of his mane. He guarded the gates of the underworld and prevented the escape of the shades of the dead. His name perhaps means "Death-Daemon of the Dark". Perhaps he could be a Hellhound. His role is different from the Armenian Dog God named Aralez. Thankyouverymuch. 🐶🐕🐺🦴😀😂😇😈😍🥰🙏🤘

A Cute Little Balance Hill Rolling Ball Game In A Cyberoptics Circuit City. 😀😂😍🥰😇😈🎮🕹🖲⌨️💻🖥🖱🎱⛰🏙

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have another game found on V8 Games Website. It is called Slope. It is similar to a game that my Digital Host, David, used to play at an Arcade when he was in his 20s. You basically control a ball or a marble as it is going down a hill like structure. You just have to make sure you are balanced in the middle of that hilly roadway. You have to make sure you don't fall off the edge or else you got to start over. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😍🥰😇😈🎮🕹🖲⌨️💻🖥🖱🎱⛰🏙

Superdavebeastula The Snapchat Pixlr Piggy Alien:. 😀😂😇😈😍🥰😘🍔🌭🍟🥤🐷🐽🐖

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we are cute little Piggies. One would guess that our friend from our old place of work, Lulu, comes to mind. Since my Digital Host, David, and presented food from Harvey's, we thought this would be funny and cute. This picture as you can tell is a Snapchat photo of ourselves combined with a cartoon porker beside us. The two photos were put together by using Pixlr. At any rate I am sure that some our friends on social media will have a good laugh. Oink. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😇😈😍🥰😘🍔🌭🍟🥤🐷🐽🐖

A Good Piggy Meal At Harvey's Restaurant. 😀😂😇😈😍🥰😘🍔🌭🍟🥤🐷🐽🐖

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that my Digital Host, David, and I had a meal fit for a Piggy Kingdom. At this restaurant called Harvey's we had either a Big Harv or an Angus Burger. This was part of a trio with Fries (Which a requested a Poutine as a replacement) and a drink. We also ordered an extra Hotdog on the side. The drink itself was basically Pepsi with a little touch of Orange Crush mixed in. We certainly enjoyed ourselves. Oink. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😇😈😍🥰😘🍔🌭🍟🥤🐷🐽🐖

Bill Gates Was A Shit Head Back Then As He Most Certainly Is Now. 😤😠😡🤬👿🖕💊💉🩸💻⌨️🖥

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have Bill Gates as he was back then and how is now. Unfortunately, FB is once again putting a ridiculous "Fact Check" on this post. This is pissing off a lot of people, including us two, my Digital Host, David, and I. The actual truth is the DOS was NEVER made by this person. It was stolen code from CP/M, which was almost a perfect OS made by Gary Kildall. At any rate, this is not the problem here. The problem is that he was patenting things that did not belong to him. The first was the OS, the second was a so called "Vaccine". I can believe this statement that he created Computer Viruses, or rather paid others to create it so that he can sell his own antivirus software (something else that he put a patent on). Presently we firmly believe that he was involved with rat named Anthony Fauci, in creating the Gain Of Funct...

Superdavebeastula The Bitstrips Rob Zombie Alien. 😀😂😍🥰😇😈🧛‍♂️🧟‍♂️🎸🎤🎹🥁

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You From Laval Quebec Canada. So, It Seems to Me that in this world of Bitsrips, we have turned into Gothic Rock Stars. Since my Digital Host, David, and I love Rob Zombie's music, we decided to pay this tribute. Here we are singing the song called Feel So Numb. Either the music is live, or it is done with a Karaoke machine. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😍🥰😇😈🧛‍♂️🧟‍♂️🎸🎤🎹🥁

Poopy Pants Biden Most Certainly Had The Morona Virus. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩🇺🇸

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that the former President of the United States has a sickness. In fact, he has had for his entire life. It gotten worse when he gotten older coupled with Dementia. My Digital Host, David, and I know it was worse than the Corona Virus that happened during 2020 and 2025. Let us hope nobody else got it. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩🇺🇸

DOGE Has Proven Ronald Reagan Correct. 👍✌️🤟🤘👌🙏😇😈😍🥰🙂🇺🇸

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall Man White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that the 40th President of the United States said something profound. It is too bad that my Digital Host, David, and I did not appreciate him back then. Then again, there is still time to grow. Ronald Reagan had knowledge back then that nobody appreciated. Basically, inflation was caused by the government raising your taxes and spending it either themselves or VERY useless causes. It has been proven by Doge. Thankyouverymuch. 👍✌️🤟🤘👌🙏😇😈😍🥰🙂🇺🇸

Yup, Mainstream Lamestream Had Always Crapped Out. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩🚽🪠📺📻🇺🇸

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Comin To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have a presentation of American version Mainstream Media. A Canadian version will be presented afterwards at some time. In actuality, my Digital Host, David, and I call this Lamestream Media. The examples that are presented here are NBC, CBS, CNN MSNBC and lastly ABC. We hope you enjoy. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩🚽🪠📺📻🇺🇸

Poopy Pants Biden Money Laundering Is The Perfect Monument. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩👖🧺🏧💲🇺🇸

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have an idea. My Digital Host, David, and I think that this is Perfect. If you want to make a Monument for Joe Biden, Nothing can be better than what you see. As you can see he is next to Laundry Machine. In front of that is a whole lot of Dollars. What more can we say. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩👖🧺🏧💲🇺🇸

Yup, Churchill Is Right. SJWs Are Cry Babies When You Give Them A Response Back. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩🇬🇧🇺🇸🇨🇦

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have a VERY smart quote from Sir Winston Churchill. Basically, he said Some People's Idea Of Free Speech Is That They Are Free To Say What They Like, But If Anyone Says Anything Back, That Is An Outrage. The one thing that my Digital Host, David, and I notice is that he is describing Social Justice Warriors to a tee. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩🇬🇧🇺🇸🇨🇦

Yup. The Democrats Were Racist When They Started And Still Are Today. 🤨🧐🤔😤😠😡🤬👿🖕🇺🇸

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that there was a judge who was the first black woman to be nominated to Supreme Court Of The United States (SCOTUS). Here name is Janice Rogers Brown and she was Nominated by the Republicans. Well, guess what. My Digital Host, David, and I have a Twister for you. She was blocked by Joe Biden and the Lamestream Media is completely Silent about it. Thankyouverymuch. 🤨🧐🤔😤😠😡🤬👿🖕🇺🇸

Superdavebeastula The TWGVA With His Beautiful Gothic Friend The Dark Governess. 😍🥰😇😈🙏🤘👻💀☠️❤️💜🖤🧛‍♂️🧛‍♀️🦇⚰️

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that me and my Digital Host, David, go out every so often. We had a rendez-vous with the beautiful woman who has the website, Dark Governess Designs. My host and I HIGHLY recommend that you check her sight out. In any which case we had a lovely time over at Tim Hortons, in the Rosemont area. Thankyouverymuch. 😍🥰😇😈🙏🤘👻💀☠️❤️💜🖤🧛‍♂️🧛‍♀️🦇⚰️

Hmmm, World Peace Treaty Depends On Coke And Pepsi? 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😇😈🤡🥤

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have a statement at the end. That Statement "And We Want World Peace". What is actually true is that the two Cola Products, Coke and Pepsi Can't Be In The Same Restaurant Together. First thing I will say that my Digital Host, David, and I have a slight preference for the blue labelled PepsiCo over the red labelled Coca-Cola. If there is no Pepsi then we will have Coke. That is no problem at all. The BIG irony is that though they are not allowed to be in the same Restaurant, both Products are actually owned by the same people. The question then becomes, do these Owners actually want world peace or do they profit from war? Perhaps someone has the right answer. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😇😈🤡🥤

Right Before Superdavebeastula And I have Met. 😀😂😇😈😍🥰👽✨🌟⭐️💫🪐🌏🌍🌎🛸🚁🚗🇺🇸🇨🇦

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Well Now Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that I am flying over a Secret place called Area 51. I had to stop here and signal to the officials here on Earth to grant me the permission to Continue my Search. Basically, I was searching for my future Digital Host, David. Since the area I was in was in the United States, they had to contact their fellow Secret Service in Canada. Once they gotten the Signal they gave me the go ahead, but they informed me that I had to disguise my Flying Saucer into a Helicopter. So off I went, going over the Borderlands of USA and Canada. I passed over Ottawa Ontario, obtaining the Permission of their Secret Service and proceeded to the province of Quebec. I landed NOT at Pierre Eliot Trudeau Airport in Dorval but the other in Mirabel. This is where my Future host met me and we went back to his place. We have been partners ever since. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😇...

We Wonder If This Skull Castle Is Real Or A.I. 😀😂😇😈💀☠️😍🥰🏰🏚💻🖥

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have an amazingly Gothic looking scenery here. It looks to be an old stone fortress that looks out over the sea or lake. On either side of the main fortress or castle are two guard towers. These towers are shaped as skulls wearing crowns. The question that my Digital Host, David, and I are asking is whether this picture is authentic or is it made with Artificial Intelligence? If anybody has the right answer just say it below in the comments. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😇😈💀☠️😍🥰🏰🏚💻🖥

Superdavebeastula The Grok AI Gothic Doom Alien. 😀😂😇😈🙏🤘💻⌨️🖥🖱🖲🕹🎮🔫⚰️🪦

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we are using our first Photo Manipulation using Artificial Intelligence. Since my Digital Host, David, and use X Twitter, we naturally used Grok AI. We took an old picture of ourselves and transformed into the variation of the Doom Slayer. We also transformed the background into the flaming realm of Darkness. Grok Ai changed our skin and clothing somewhat as well. At any rate, we are in the game slaying demons and getting stronger at it. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😇😈🙏🤘💻⌨️🖥🖱🖲🕹🎮🔫⚰️🪦

All Lives Splatter, No One Gives To Fucks About Your Oily Protest. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡🚗🚕🚑🩸⚰️🪦

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we certain Social Justice Warriors, particularly of Just Stop Oil blocking the street. My Digital Host, David, and I have a perfect Final Solution to this problem. As you drive, just pretend that they are not there. They do NOT exist. If there is a Splattering, so be it. There protests are Irrelevant. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡🚗🚕🚑🩸⚰️🪦

At At Walker Seen During A Snowstorm. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈❄️🌬⛄️☃️🤖🛸🚀

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me we are viewing a city that is undergoing a Blizzard. It could be the city of Montreal where my Digital Host, David, and I were living at a few months ago. It might be another city in Canada or USA. In any which case, the Snowstorm is SO strong that it resembles the planet Hoth in film Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back. It is a perfect setting for an At At Walker to pass through. It would be perfect scene for any Star Wars fan. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈❄️🌬⛄️☃️🤖🛸🚀

The Social Justice Warriors Would Cry Like Baby Banshees Because of them. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡👙🏳️‍🌈

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have a set of 4 Comedians. These Comedians are as Follows: George Carlin (Top Left), Eddie Murphy (Top Right), Andrew Dice Clay (Bottom Left) and Sam Kinison (Bottom Right). My Digital Host, David, and I have seen these 4 in action on Televisión. These Comedians would VERY raw and Untamed. They were at times vulgar with Taste. They were VERY Politically Incorrect which was Beautiful. Today's Modern Leftists would have their panties in a TWIRL by these guys. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡👙🏳️‍🌈

Cheeldrin Of The Night, Enjoy Your Bloody Cocktail. 😀😂😈🧛‍♂️🧛🧛‍♀️🦇🍷🍸🌃💉🩸⚰️🪦

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that my Digital Host, David, and I have a Gothic Drink. This Concoction is known as Dracula's Blood Cocktail. It is made with White Rum, Peach Schnapps, Black Cherry Juice and Grenadine. Since most goths are human, they won't drink the same thing as an actual Vampire. They can however make a toast to the Dark Prince of Transylvania with this drink. Noroc. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😈🧛‍♂️🧛🧛‍♀️🦇🍷🍸🌃💉🩸⚰️🪦

I Wish This Place Was Around Longer. 😀😂😇😈🎱🍴🏪🕰️🗝️⚜️🇬🇷🇨🇦

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have another one of the Montreal Golden Oldies. This picture was most likely taken in 1970, when my Digital Host, David, was one or two years old. It was probably located on Park Avenue at or near the corner of Fairmount, although we are not certain of that. Let's just say it was located in the Plateau Mont Royale area. It was called Fairmount Pool Room. As you can see underneath the name is the description saying Snack Bar. We would guess that you went to play billiards and had a Snack or perhaps a meal. You probably go there to have your Hamburger or Cheeseburger, Hot Dog, Fries and a Drink. Whether you had Coke, Pepsi, Sprite or 7UP is up to you. Perhaps you just wanted a bag of Chips that was cool too. We could be wrong BUT we have a feeling that they also served Souvlaki there as well since there are Greek Letters on the window....

The Abandoned Home Who NOSE Everything. 😀😁😂🤣😍🥰😇😈👃👀🏚👻🎃🧙‍♀️🧹🦇

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that my Digital Host, David, and I have found an Abandoned House. It looks like a pretty lively place to live, although we would have to be quite nosy to live here. Perhaps there ghosts of the old residents who lived here that didn't mind their own business. Perhaps the person who lived here was a Witch or a Warlock that had an unusually big schnozz. Whatever the case is, we have found this house, or rather the picture of the house in the backwoods of the internet. My host and I believe that this is an altered picture retouched by A.I. Artificial Intelligence. Whether it was made with Grok, Meta AI or ChatGPT or any other AI format, we are not sure. This picture COULD be real. Truth CAN be stranger than fiction. Tell me what you think however. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😁😂🤣😍🥰😇😈👃👀🏚👻🎃🧙‍♀️🧹🦇

Superdavebeastula The Snapchat Pixlr Celestial Alien:. 😀😂🥰😍😇😈🪐💫⭐️🌟✨👽

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that my Digital Host, David, and I are practicing Yin and Yang Designs on a Cosmic Scale. My host is more on the lighter side and I myself have been tagged on the darker aspect that you see on the right. Between us is a Nebula that is of red and blue gaseous origin. It is of a Galactic proportion. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂🥰😍😇😈🪐💫⭐️🌟✨👽

Holy Shit. That Quasar's Awesome. Scary But Awesome! 😮🤪😇😈👽👾🪐💫🌟✨🚀🛸🛰💢☢️🕳

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have another Black Hole. This was another time before I met my Digital Host, David. My fellow Tall white aliens and I were travelling through the entire cosmos when we saw something of Galactic proportions. It was a time when my colleague, Rudolf The Tall White Alien, was with me. We were near something called a Quasar. It was a flaming black hole that was throwing Starfire out instead of pulling it in. It also shot out GAMMA RAYS that had some antimatter aspects to it. Our mother ship was affected by this so were some of our crew. My colleague Rudolf was knocked unconscious and does not Remember Me or the incident that happened. The only thing to say was that it was quite an experience. Thankyouverymuch. 😮🤪😇😈👽👾🪐💫🌟✨🚀🛸🛰💢☢️🕳

Superdavebeastula The LOUX Cola Drinking Alien:. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😍🥰😇😈🏪🛒🥤🇬🇷

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that my Digital Host, David, and I have found something new. Perhaps it could have been around for a long time. This Greek product may give Coke and Pepsi a run for their money. Since we have moved to Laval we have discovered a new grocery store. They sell all kinds of Greek and other ethnic products over there. The shop is called Supermarché Atlantis and is located on Samson Boulevard. One of the items we have discovered was LOUX cola. It is pretty damned good. It almost tastes like the old KiK or RC Cola that we remember in our childhood. We would recommend that you should at least try it out. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😍🥰😇😈🏪🛒🥤🇬🇷

Hopefully, Dairy Queen Will Celebrate The Mark Carney As Well As Turdeau's. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😇😈🤡💩🍔🍟🍨🇨🇦

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have something that happened in January of this year of 2025. A Dairy Queen in in Langly British Columbia celebrated the Resignation of Justin Trudeau. They were offering Burgers for $2.00. My Digital Host, David, and I were laughing our heads off when we saw it at the time. We wish we were there to celebrate this by buying these burgers but that's okay. This proves how mush he was hated in Canada. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😇😈🤡💩🍔🍟🍨🇨🇦

Feel Sorry For The Doggy But You Gotta Kill Before You Get Killed. 😀😂😇😈🐶🐕🗡️🔫💻🖥🎮🕹️

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have a character from Wolfenstein 3D. Wolf 3D is game where you are a Prisoner of war. The name of your Character is William Joseph Blazkowicz (BJ) and you have to escape the stronghold NAZI Prison Castle. The least Dangerous is this creature. It is a German Shepherd. You can kill it by two stabs of your knife or one bullet from your gun and off you go. This is one the first games that my Digital Host, David, and I played when we got our first computer. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😇😈🐶🐕🗡️🔫💻🖥🎮🕹️