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We Should Be Awarded For Putting Up With Leftist Bullshit. 📜🏆😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤟

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we can afford to award ourselves. My Digital Host, David, and I are patting ourselves on the back. We have received the Certificate Of Appreciation And Achievement. It is an Award To The Unvaccinated. We have Survived The Greatest Psychological Fear Campaign In Human History. Thankyouverymuch. 📜🏆😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤟

Wine For Dracula's House of Halloween. 😀😈🎃👻🧛‍♂️🧟‍♂️🦇⚰️⚱️🏚️💀☠️🪦

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec CANADA. So. It Seems to Me that we have a New Wine that is made for a Gothfest. The hand that you see is bejeweled with dark ornamentation. Perhaps this is the wine that Bela Lugosi, as Count Dracula, served to Renfield. As Renfield drank the wine he remarked that it is delicious. He then asked his Vampire host if he is going to have some. The reply from the undead host was, "I Never Drink (Pause) Wine". Thankyouverymuch. 😀😈🎃👻🧛♂️🧟♂️🦇⚰️⚱️🏚️💀☠️🪦

Superdavebeastula The Super Snapchat Jumbos Piggy Alien. 😀😂😍🥰😇😈🍔🍟🥤🐷🐽🐖

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that this is the result of eating at our delightful favorite restaurant. After eating that delicious meal that we have presented, my Digital Host, David, and I have undergone a Transformation. Superman and the CUTE PIG is our motto. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😍🥰😇😈🍔🍟🥤🐷🐽🐖

Jerair Hopar, You Had Another Beautiful Car That Was The Same As The Other. 😍🥰😇😈🚗🚕🚙🚓🚑🚐🚔🚘🚖🏎

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me we have yet another car, this one from 1979. It is another car that was owned by Jerair (Jerry in English). This is the same Gentleman who owned the Ford Country Squire. This Gentleman is also the uncle of my Digital Host, David. This Station Wagon that you see is the exact same car as I have mentioned earlier. This car However, was under the banner of Mercury. It was a 1979 Mercury Marquis Colony Park. Since Mercury was under Ford, these two cars were exactly the same. It was another big comfortable large BIGBoat. Thankyouverymuch. 😍🥰😇😈🚗🚕🚙🚓🚑🚐🚔🚘🚖🏎

Mack Daddy Or Mc Creepy Would You Like Some Sausage. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩🤢🤮🖼🇺🇸

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me we have a Little bit of Play Acting here. We all know the painter named Bob Ross. He is portrayed by the Current President Donald J. Trump. My Digital Host, David, and I feel that this is true to life in what he is Painting over here. The two people that he has painted are into an orgy of Perverse Sexual Ideas. Creepy Uncle Joe Biden is seen with his mouth wide open. Behind is somebody pretending to be a her, BUT, it's a him. That person is Michael Lavaugne Robinson, AKA, Michelle Obama. This is the "Wife" of Barry Soetoro, AKA, Barack Obama. Since those two are Divorced, Michael is behind a new guy, or an old one. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩🤢🤮🖼🇺🇸

Basically We Ate Like Cute Little Piggies. Oink Oink. 😀😂😍🥰😇😈🍔🍟🥤🐷🐽🐖

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that my Digital Host, David, and I had a feast again. Mind you, it is not as big as we usually but for now we were Satisfied with what we had. What you see here is a Cheeseburger, French Fries and a Drink. The Drink, as usual, is a Pepsi with a hint of Orange Crush. Basically, you could say we were pigging out again. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😍🥰😇😈🍔🍟🥤🐷🐽🐖

Superdavebeastula The Grok Snapchat Heavenly Hellish Alien. 😀😂😇😈👽🤖💻⌨️🖥🖱

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have made our first Artificial Intelligence picture. My Digital Host, David, and I decided to try Grok AI By X (Formally Known As Twitter) for Photo Manipulation. We have taken our profile photo on that Social Media and pass it through the AI. Basically, that photo, which was made using Snapchat, has been passed through the cartoon making process of the program that was made by Elon Musk. It's a start. We will have more AI rendered pictures coming up. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😇😈👽🤖💻⌨️🖥🖱

Greta, Time To Abandon All Activism. Back To Sweden You Go And Fix Your Volvo. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩🚗🚕🚙🚑🚒🚐🚛🏎🇸🇪

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that Greta Thunberg came to a Revelation. She is now Making The Face of Self Realization. My Digital Host, David, and I are laughing that she found this out right now. She now knows that Combustion Engine is the Islam The Only Way To Rule The Wasteland. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩🚗🚕🚙🚑🚒🚐🚛🏎🇸🇪

This Monster Packs A Missile And A Punch. 😀😂😇😈💀☠️🎮🔫

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have yet another character from the world of Doom. This one is a called The Revenant. It is basically a tall, Walking Skeleton that has fire missiles attached to it's shoulders. If it gets close to you, it gives a couple of powerful punches. It took some time but my Digital Host, David, and I managed to overcome it more and more. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😇😈💀☠️🎮🔫

Darth Vader Boop's His Daughter, Princess Leia. 😀😁😂🥰😇😈👽🤖👉👃💫✨🛸🚀🛰

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You From Montreal Quebec Canada. It Seems to Me we have a Beep Boop Art situation happening in the world of Star Wars. Perhaps, Darth Vader knew that he was still Anakin Skywalker inside and that has never gone away. Deep down inside he knew that Princess Leia Organa was also a Skywalker as well. He knew somehow that she was his daughter. This is why when he used the The Dark Side Of The Force on her, he pointed to her nose and said Boop. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😁😂🥰😇😈👽🤖👉👃💫✨🛸🚀🛰

This Big Chevy Truck Or Car Was A Big Boy. 😀😂😍🥰😇😈🚗🚕🚙🚌🚓🚑🚒🚐🛻🚚🚛🚔🚍🚘🚖

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have something of a Big Boy Vehicle. This old baby is a 1954 Chevrolet 5700 COE. My Digital Host, David, and I have a Question. Was this bad boy ever used by the Police Department as a Paddy Wagon for Prisoners? OR was it used only by the Mafia to fit at least 15 Henchmen? Or was it used by both? This Basically is one HUGE Ominous mobile. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😍🥰😇😈🚗🚕🚙🚌🚓🚑🚒🚐🛻🚚🚛🚔🚍🚘🚖

They Are The Only One Bodied Person That Is A They And Them. 😀😃😂🤣😍🥰😇😈

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada, So. It Seems to Me that we have a Siamese Twins over here. Basically they are twins that weren't separated physically at birth. However, HERE you can say are two persons with separate personalities and souls. If you refer to one of them, it is a she or her. If you refer to both, it is they and them. This subject does NOT make fun of them. We make fun of people who refer to themselves as "Non Binary" who assume that you have to refer to them as they and them. We really make fun of those people who demand that you use Hir, Zer, Zir, Zappy, Dragonkin or even Zippity Do Dah pronouns. For my Digital Host, David, and I, the two people that share one body is that single body that we refer as They and Them. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😂🤣😍🥰😇😈

Summed Up, Feminists Are Hypocrites And Are Full Of Shit. 🖕😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we are seeing Feminism in a Nutshell. To my Digital Host, David, and I, this kind of Behavior always comes to pass. In front of regular boys or men, these females shout out some Slogans. These basically are, "Misogynist", "Don't Objectify Us", "I Owe You Nothing", ETC. When they are standing in front of Chad, they fall silent. They are doing to him what they don't want you to do to them. Basically, these Feminazis expose themselves as being full of it. Thankyouverymuch. 🖕😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩

Ahh, We Need Umbrellas For All Those Liberal Tears. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😇😈🌧😢😭🤡☂️🇺🇸

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that Donald J. Trump is walking around with Melania. My Digital Host, David, and I figure that it is at The White House in Washington DC. It was probably after the U.S. Elections. Melania says to Donald WOW, It's Raining Cats and Dogs. Donald, simply replies, Nope, Those Are Liberal Tears That Are Falling. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😇😈🌧😢😭🤡☂️🇺🇸

The View Should Change Its Name To The Sow. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩🐷🐽🐖

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that somehow the members of The View have Transformed. Perhaps however, they were always like this. They just evolved into what they always were. Either or, my Digital Host, David, and I agree, they are a bunch of Whinny Feral Pigs. Oink. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩🐷🐽🐖

Rob Zombie Slogan For Nike. Just Do It Dragula Style. 😀😆😂🤣😈🤟🧛‍♂️🚙🎸🎹🥁🎤

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me we have a What If situation. My Digital Host, David, and I are not exactly sure IF this actually happened. If you ever saw Rob Zombie give a slogan for Nike it wouls go like this. Dig Through The Ditches. Even If It Means Burning Through The Witches. As he drives away in his horror mobile he says Just Do It. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😆😂🤣😈🤟🧛‍♂️🚙🎸🎹🥁🎤

Pretty Damned Good Car. It Was Rusted Over However. 😀🥰😇😈🚗🚕🚙🚓🚔🚘🚖🏎

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that the father of my Digital Host, David, used to own. It was a 1978 Dodge Aspen Station Wagon. He basically drove it for a few years then gave it to his daughter Ann, David's sister. The difference between the one you see in this picture and the one that was in the family household was that there was no wood paneling. Otherwise, it is basically the same car. Thankyouverymuch. 😀🥰😇😈🚗🚕🚙🚓🚔🚘🚖🏎

How Dare You, You Say? Too Bad So Sad. LOL. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡🍒🍆🥝😛

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that the money for Greta Thunberg has run out. No One Cares about this Climate Change World Point Of View anymore. My Digital Host, David, and I are laughing. Now the ONLY way to make any cash is by doing certain Things. Then again, Camel Toe Harris is her Partner in Crime and she gotten to the top the same way. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡🍒🍆🥝😛

Frostbite Was The Name Of The Halfbreed Or Hybrid. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😇😈🧛‍♂️🧛‍♀️⛄☃️

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me we have a child. This one is quite special. If the father was a Snowman, was it Frosty The Snowman or was it Yeti? That means the Vampire was a female. Was it Countess Bathoria or was it Lilith? Was it perhaps Pandora from Anne Rice's novels? Perhaps if the sex roles were the other way around, is the father Count Dracula or Damon? Perhaps it Lestat de Lioncourt. That means the mother was a Snow Queen of sorts. Whatever the case may be the child was something special withe a special name. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😇😈🧛‍♂️🧛‍♀️⛄☃️

2 Genders. No Pronouns Like Hir, Zer, Zap, Zay Or Zippity Doodad. 🤨🤪😜😝😛😂😈🔺🚻⚧

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me while we are looking at a picture from a scene in National Treasure someone posted a question. We don't know if it this movie, starring Nicolas Cage, has this line or not but it is a Funny One. My Digital Host, David, and I have An Answer that is VERY Simple. 74 Gender Spectrum NEVER existed nor does it Exist today. It will never exist in the Future. Thankyouverymuch. 🤨🤪😜😝😛😂😈🔺🚻⚧

Welcome Migrants To Alligator Alcatraz. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡👨‍✈️👩‍✈️🦈🕷️🦌🐍🐊

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that there is a new Prison facility in Florida. It specifically a Migrant Detention Facility that is approximately 50 miles west of Miami, in The Wetlands Ecosystem known as Big Cypress Swamp. It houses some animals and insects over there, like Sharks, Panthers, Spiders, Snakes, White Tailed Deer, Crocodiles and Alligators. My Digital Host, David, and I are grinning from ear to ear. THIS will keep illegal migrants from trying to escape. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡👨‍✈️👩‍✈️🦈🕷️🦌🐍🐊

Another Beautiful Beast Of A Sports Car I Remember From Childhood. 😍🥰😇😈🛣️🛑🚦🚥🚗🚕🚙🚓🚖🚘🚔🏎

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me Beautiful Vintage Automobile. This is another car that my Digital Host, David, and I remember seeing in the 1970s and 80s. We even saw it in the 90s as well. It was a 1968 Pontiac Firebird. It was another machine that roared down The Road. Thankyouverymuch. 😍🥰😇😈🛣️🛑🚦🚥🚗🚕🚙🚓🚖🚘🚔🏎

Obama Should Go Flying Into Jail After That Trump Kick. 🦶🎱🎗️🖕😈💰🏰🤨🤪😜😂🇺🇸

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that Donald J. Trump is Giving Barack Obama EXACTLY what he asked for. At least in this picture, it looks like it and it would be so nice if it was true. The current President, as well as my Digital Host, David, agree that Climate Change is full of crap. Barry Soetoro made a lot of Charities but all that money he made went to Homes and Mansions including Martha's Vineyard. He and his Husband Wife Michael Lavaughn Robinson AKA Michelle Obama are laving up with all that BS Donations. THIS is why this Picture looks so good. Thankyouverymuch. 🦶🎱🎗️🖕😈💰🏰🤨🤪😜😂🇺🇸

Poopy Pants BIDEN Has Gone Quackers And Is Quack Quacking Away. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩👖🦆🐓🗳️🇺🇸

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that Joe Biden is a Lame DuckKing. It seems that when Donald J. Trump met with him for the Transfer of power in The White House, Biden went Animal Quackers. Trump is now looking at the camera and giving off a smirk. My Digital Host, David, are laughing when Creepy Uncle Joe as quacking out a narrative that he could have beaten Trump. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩👖🦆🐓🗳️🇺🇸

Unbelievable Projection And This SJW Calls Us Privileged. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩❄️🐠💀🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that there is someone who is one of the Special Snowflakes. Behind this member of the Rainbow Mafia is a throng of people. These people are mostly normal cis Gendered people. Believe it or not, among the throng there are also Transgenders over there as well. The Special Olympics thing is demanding that the crowd should change their Core Values and Beliefs so that Hideous fiend can fit in. The only thing to say is that my Digital Host, David, and I, along with crowd, are Laughing at this Specialized Toxic Rainbow Trout. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩❄️🐠💀🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Dad, This Station Wagon Was A HUGE Powerhouse. 😍🥰😇😈🚗🚕🚙🚓🚔🚘🚖🏭🛢️⛽🛣️🏎

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have another old Station Wagon. It is another car that the father of my Digital Host, David, used to drive. We would fathom a guess that he obtained or bought this vehicle after the Chevy Nova was given away to another family member. This car was a 1966 PONTIAC LAURENTIAN. This set of Wheels was Massive. When it was parked in the Garage, it was from end to end. This was Powerful Beauty. Thankyouverymuch. 😍🥰😇😈🚗🚕🚙🚓🚔🚘🚖🏭🛢️⛽🛣️🏎

Black Olives Matter Is The Best Slogan. Whether Kalamata Or Moroccan Is Up To You. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩🍌⚫️🫒

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that someone or something Screwed Up the sign of Black Lives Matter. Actually, my Digital Host, David, and I find it to be an English Improvement. Someone Cares so much that they put the letter O in front of Lives. Now you have Black Olive Catering. That is what Truly Matters. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩🍌⚫️🫒

Exactly What The Bird Asked. Why The Fuck Are You After Kids? 🖕🤬😡😠😤👿🦆🪿🤔🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me we have either a duck or a goose questioning this purple haired person. This bird is really grilling this person which we don't know what sex or gender this person is supposed to be. My Digital Host, David, and I agree with the avian creature. It is quite obvious that the person doesn't want to answer the question from the duck or goose because he or she knows he or she is guilty of going after kids. This person should be kept VERY far away from children. Thankyouverymuch. 🖕🤬😡😠😤👿🦆🪿🤔🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Nope. We Did Not Assume. You ARE A Bossy Feminazi Femincunt. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡🐸🛢️⚧️✊🍆

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me we have the famously Triggered person over here. This is the same Weirdo girl that would get Triggered if you Assumed her Gender. At any rate, my Digital Host, David, and I have taken this photo and put it through Meme Generator Filter. It was his idea to put this text in here. The result is another Barrel of Laughs. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡🐸🛢️⚧️✊🍆