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Where Is The CBC, CTV, Global, Radio Canada, TQS Or Any Other Station On This? 🤬😡😠😤👿🖕🇨🇦

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that the media wants to Focus on Donald Trump and his Alleged Hush Money payment to Stormy Daniels. Here is a catch that my Digital Host, David, and I present to you. Why do you think that this so Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is no longer a Drama Teacher? This picture is worth a thousand words. You can see that the father of that young girl has gotten $2.5 Million for the family to close their mouths. This young person is ALSO Underaged. So WHERE is the Media Today on this? Thankyouverymuch. 🤬😡😠😤👿🖕🇨🇦

Superdavebeastula, The TWGVA, Giving The Snapchat Fuck You Finger To Two Dipshits. 🖕😀😂🤣😈🤡💩🇺🇸

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Well Now Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we are giving the Middle Finger to two politicians who are of the Fecal Matter. Using Snapchat, my Digital Host, David, and I have made this possible. Both Creepy Uncle Joe and Cameltoe Harris get the one Fingersoft sign. Because of these two Clowns, the United States is complete shambles economically. They have squandered and wasted Tax money on Woke stupidity. Now the Country is broke. They are of the same ilk as the current Trudeau administration here in Canada. Currently however, we know the old dementia infested old man is now gone and there is only one to give the one finger salute to. Thankyouverymuch. 🖕😀😂🤣😈🤡💩🇺🇸

Ah The Hissing Caco Demon From DOOM. 😀😂🤣😈🐍🔪🔫🔥💻🕹🎮

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WellNow, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me what we have is something that may look like a cute round Ball. The Scary One Eye, SIX Horns and Sharp Teeth would make you Recoil in Horror. This thing Shoots pink Fireballs at you. If it gets close to you, it gnaws away at you with its Molars. When my Digital Host, David, and I played Doom, we have often used the Machine Gun to mow it Down. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂🤣😈🐍🔪🔫🔥💻🕹🎮

Coronavirus. No. Meow It Was Kung Flu. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡😷🤧🐱🐈🐈‍⬛🇨🇳

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have an Chinese Mafia version of Smudge The Cat. This time The Karen and her friend are dressed in Kimonos. Our favorite Feline has a whole bunch of Chinese Food in front of him. My Digital Host, David, and I are Laughing our heads off when we see what they are talking about. The subject is what kind of sickness passed in 2020 to about 2022. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡😷🤧🐱🐈🐈‍⬛🇨🇳

Camel Toes Harris Should Be Used To Wipe My Ass Then Flushed. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩🚽🧻🇺🇸

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WELL NOW, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. It Seems to Me that my Digital Host, David, present is something True to Life. We present the Phony person on Toilet Paper. Since Kamala Harris has lied grossly and was never fact checked during her debate with Donald J. Trump, we know she is full of Fecal Matter. You may have noticed since the Debate was hosted by MSNBC. This bias Clownworld show was rigged against the latter. Trump was harassed and hit with "Fact Check" when his statements were quite true. All her Fabrications that she made and was allowed should be wiped and thrown down the Toilets With Threatening Auras. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩🚽🧻🇺🇸

As Long As You Are Of Social Justice, You Can Only Say How Dare You. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡🏳️‍🌈🪧

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me we have two people here. We have Greta Thunberg at the top. She is a girl with Aspergers Syndrom who is running some sort of Climate Change Guide. She is Claiming that her Generation will start a Revolution. On the bottom you have Telly Savalas. He played Theo Kojak in the series Kojak. Here, he is playing a soldier in either Battle of the Bulge or The Dirty Dozen. He is saying that her generation can't even start a Lawnmower. From what my Digital Host, David, and I have seen, that is quite true. They just need to exit this Activism of Social Justice and then they would be okay. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡🏳️‍🌈🪧

This Cat Is One Of The Masters of the Universe And Beyond. 😀😂😍🥰😇😈🙏🤘🐱🐈🐈‍⬛🌌

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that I should have started this paragraph by saying Well Meow. At least I know that over the span of the Universe, wherever Cats And Kittens my roam we acknowledge them with respect and Love. My Digital Host, David, and I see that they sleep all morning. If the fur babies wake up at 5 AM, the human or other entity close by should wake up too. The fluffy cute meowing and purring furballs must be fed. Meow and Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😍🥰😇😈🙏🤘🐱🐈🐈‍⬛🌌

Vroom Vroom And Zoom Zoom Ready Set Go. 😀😇😈🙏🤟😍🥰🚗🚙🏎💻🖲🕹🎮

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that what we have is another one of the Racing Games. My Digital Host, David, and I play this Online over at All Games. We would suppose that it was one of The Originals that Gameloft has made. It is called Asphalt Retro. Though the Graphics may be a little dated it is a VERY fun Car Game to Play. It makes you appreciate how far we have gotten in Game Design. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😇😈🙏🤟😍🥰🚗🚙🏎💻🖲🕹🎮

The Dog Answered Wienerpit, Just Like Your Mouth, Karen. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🐕🐶🦮🐩🌭🦴🥒🍆

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WellNow Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that my Digital Host, David, have another Smudge The Cat Meme. The Karen over here is asking the White Cat what kind of Dog this is. Smudge, basically tells her to ask the Dog. My host will answer what the dog said as a comment or title, depending on the Social Media. What I can tell you is this dog is a mix. Part of it is a Pitbull dog. The other Half is a Badger. It's Original German name is a Dachshund. This breed has the shape of Brat Wurst Sausage, Wiener or a Hotdog. It can be used for a Phallus symbol as well. We only hope the blond woman is understanding what she is looking at. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🐕🐶🦮🐩🌭🦴🥒🍆

Jack Daniel's Listerine Goes Down Smooth. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣☺️😈🙏🤟🦸‍♂️🦹‍♂️🪥🍶

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall Whites Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me we have a new Mouthwash. Jack Daniel's and Listerine have Joined Forces to make a new product. My Digital Host, David, and I present Jack Daniel's Listerine Whiskey Flavor. It is 40% Alcohol Tennessee Mouth Wash Whiskey. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣☺️😈🙏🤟🦸‍♂️🦹‍♂️🪥🍶

A BIG Fuck You To All Secret Societies That Want Me To Be Drafted. 🖕🏴󠁡󠁦󠁷󠁡󠁲󠁿🪖💣🔫🌐🗺️🚀

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WELL NOW, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that this statement is all too True. People Don't Want Wars. This is a machine of Conflict of Nations: World War 3. This is especially true in the present times. The only people who want wars and want to draft you are the people who make money off of you. These people are the Politicians, Bankers and Corporations. Those ones that do are part of the Illuminati, Archons, Jesuits, Secret Societies and NWO. If my Digital Host, David, ever gotten a Draft letter from the current Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, to fight for Ukraine, both of us would rip up that letter and send a BIG Middle Finger to him. Thankyouverymuch. 🖕🏴󠁡󠁦󠁷󠁡󠁲󠁿🪖💣🔫🌐🗺️🚀

Big Mike, The MAN For The Job 2024. 😃😄😁😆😂🤣😈🤡🍒🫐🍆🥒🍌🌭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. It Seems to Me that before The Democrats installed Kamala Harris, the Camel Toes, they had an idea to put Michelle Obama. Big Mike would have been more suited since this thing had a sausage from birth. Both my Digital Host, David, and I know that this thing has a P, not a V. We also know that it is bigger than what Barack Obama has. We also know that Barry Seotoro was a limp wristed person who was at the Bottom. The Mack Daddy was also Bottoms Up for Big Mike. Thankyouverymuch. 😃😄😁😆😂🤣😈🤡🍒🫐🍆🥒🍌🌭🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸

Don't Disrespect Your Elders Or YOU Will Face Future Consequences. ❤️♿🦼🦽🦯👴👵🗝️

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WellNow, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that my Digital Host, David, and I have to repeat this Message. It is particular for young people especially if they are Social Justice Warrior types. It is for those who get into the faces of older people and insulting them because they say they are Outdated. Remember to RESPECT YOUR ELDERS. Learn from them. They have Walked The Path before you did. Respect them because at one point you will be in there Shoes. You will be that old and frail. Thankyouverymuch. ❤️♿🦼🦽🦯👴👵🗝️

Just Say No To The Toe Zone Hoe Harris. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡🐫🐪🦶🖕🇺🇸

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that Kamala Harris is Running On Fumes and Noxious lies. The only way she gotten to the top is by offering certain Favors. Basically, she was prostituting herself quite Literally. The price for her was WAY to high where she didn't deserve it. My Digital Host, David, and I know this to be True. She was EXTREMELY sloppy as a Prosecutor. She put Innocent people in jail for frivolous reasons. She even had an innocent man on death row until a judge called her out on it. As VP she NEVER took care of the US / Mexico border. All in all when it comes to the Camel Toes Harris, we simply say NO. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡🐫🐪🦶🖕🇺🇸

It's A Dodo Bird, It's A Put Put Plane, No, It's Stupidman Joe Biden. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😇😈🦸‍♂️🦹‍♂️🤪😜

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You, from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that what we have is Creepy Uncle Joe as a Super Something. Whether a Hero of a Villain, my Digital Host, David, and I can't say. What we DO know is the next few lines. He is Faster Than A Speeding Sloth. He is Dumber Than A Box Of Rocks. He is Able To Trip Up Stairs Three Times In A Single Flight. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😇😈🦸‍♂️🦹‍♂️🤪😜

Riddle Me This, What Does Europe Have To Do With The US / Mexico Border? 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🦇🤡🫏❓

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that DC Comics has a new Villain, or should we say Villainess. For some reason Comic Books are becoming to woke. In fact, in one of our videos, my Digital Host, David, and I talked about how The Penguin became female. Well now we say that Batman has a new Nemesis. It is none other than the camel toes herself, Kamala Harris. She laughs like a Hyena lover. She added paint to her face. She is a Combination of The Joker and The Riddler. She is The Giggler. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🦇🤡🫏❓

Fucking Rekuntarded With Camel Toe Harris. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡🚌🚎🚍🟨👖🐫🐪🦶

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that my Digital Host, David, and I have Discovered a New Film. It is the sequel to Let's Go Brandon. It has the lines of Kamala Rides The Yellow Short Bus. We would guess it has already come out on September 10, 2024. We would also guess that it is Netflix Retarded film. Thankyouverymuch 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡🚌🚎🚍🟨👖🐫🐪🦶

Poor Feminazis Getting Butthurt Over A Leslye Headland Look Alike, Jabba the Hutt. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡👽👾

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that what we Have, is one reason why Radical Feminists are Enraged at the Original Star Wars. My Digital Host, David, and I only Realized now that Jabba the Hutt not only looked them but perhaps he or she WAS one of them. Perhaps he or she was the one of the hideous ring Leaders. Just look at Leslye Headland and you'll begin to understand. At least we know that our Heroine, Princess Leia, choked the life out this ugly Social Justice Warrior, in Return Of The Jedi. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡👽👾

Darth Vader Says Rest In Peace James Earl Jones. 😞😔😢🩷💜🖤⚰️⚱️🪦

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that this is a somber time for fans of Star Wars. James Earl Jones was born January 17, 1931. He passed away recently on September 9, 2024. He was a versatile actor. He starred in movies like Field Of Dreams, Coming To America and Conan The Barbarian. He did quite a lot voice acting as well. He played the voice of God in a Moses movie. He also voiced Mufasa in The Lion King. The most famous role that he did was the voice in Star Wars. He did the voice of the person you see in front of the Gravestone. That person is none other than Darth Vader. His voice was absolute perfection for that role. It will be quite to find someone like him to fill that spot. My Digital Host, David and I say Rest In Peace sir. Thankyouverymuch. 😞😔😢🩷💜🖤⚰️⚱️🪦

Superdavebeastula The Armenian Greek Piggy Arahova Souvlaki Alien. 🍢🥙🍅🥗🍟🥤🐽🐷🐖🇦🇲🇬🇷

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal, Quebec, Canada. So. It seems to me that we had a transformation after the good meal that feasted on. My Digital Host, David, and I REALLY enjoyed ourselves. After Pigging Out at Arahova Souvlaki, we kind of transformed into a Porky Pig. Now we are Klein Swine Aliens. Thankyouverymuch. 🍢🥙🍅🥗🍟🥤🐽🐷🐖🇦🇲🇬🇷

Souvlaki Pita, Gyro Pita, French Fries, Arahova Salad And A Pepsi. 🍢🥙🍅🥗🍟🥤🐽🐷🐖

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White Zombie's Melvins Babes in Toyland. 😀😂😍🥰😈🤟🧟‍♂️🧛‍♂️🦇🤖🎸🎹🥁

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have a Comic Book from White Zombie. Since My Digital Host, David, is a fan of Rob Zombie he downloaded this picture. We proceeded to upload it to his Rob Zombie album on his personal page. Since this artist had the songs Superbeast and Dragula, this is how renamed myself. At any rate what is presented is a bar that serves both humans or humanoids (More Human Than Human) and Robots. The Mechanical Structure's choice of beverage is Motor Oil of 10W30. The other Robot is in the background but we are not sure what he is drinking. Could be same as the other or it could be a 5W30 or a 0W20. The first Robot is lucky to have a beautiful Gothic Rose type of woman, though she is wearing Red and White. This Comic which was inspired by Métal Hurlant or Heavy Metal, was showcased and the Santa Monica Civic Auditorium. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂

Rachel MadCow Is One Of Those Libtard Feminazis Thinking She's Smart. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩📺🎥🎙

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that what we have is one of the Special Snowflakes. Both my Digital Host, David, and I have seen this one on MSNBC. Her name is Rachel Maddow. She thinks that she is Smart, but years of Fake News spewing from her mouth have proven Otherwise. Like a typical Feminist, she tried to push the agenda of the 75 Cents To A Dollar Agenda. An economist has proved her quite wrong. She has tried to push the Russia Gate scandal on Donald J. Trump and that Failed quite nicely. There were other lies and Misinformation that she has said as well. All in all she is a person who thinks she has an IQ of 220 but it is actually 75. She is The Typical Liberal. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩📺🎥🎙

Two Gothic Ghoulish Halloween Criminal Minds. 😀😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤟🤘👌🔫🧛‍♂️🦇⚰️🪦

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have two Ghoulish Paranormal Entities in jail. The two monsters Behind Bars is none other than Count Dracula and the Frankenstein monster. The Vampire says he is in for Blood Bank Robbery whereas Franky is in for Identity theft. Seems Natural to me and my Digital Host, David. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤟🤘👌🔫🧛‍♂️🦇⚰️🪦

Shits So Hot, I Can't Breathe. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩🌶️♨️🫙

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that my Digital Host, David, and I know now why George Floyd couldn't Breathe. He had Hot Sauce so potent that it took the life out of him. You just got to watch out with these spices. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩🌶️♨️🫙

Superdavebeastula The X Twitter Shades Alien.   🤪😂🤣😇😈🙏🤟🐦X

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Superdavebeastula, The Red Pill Bitstrips Matrix Integral Anomaly Alien. 😀😂😇😈🦸‍♂️🦹‍♂️💻💊

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that what my Digital Host, David, and I have here is a scene from The Matrix. Since I have introduced my host to things that are willingly unseen from the normies, David has become like Neo. Even if friends reject him or unfriend him, he still sticks to his guns. Even if his former friends become like Agent Matrix Smith, he is able to throw them off. More and more, after many posts and videos we have made, no agent or friend can sway us from our path of the one. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😇😈🦸‍♂️🦹‍♂️💻💊

Superdavebeastula The Union Jack Flag Alien. 😀😃😂🤣😈👽👾🇬🇧

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Aww, Poor Baby, What Did The Dogs Do To You? 🤨🤪😜😀😂🤣🏠🐕🐶💂

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You, from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me we have a bit of a story here. Whether this is true or not, my Digital Host, David, and I cannot say. There are Ridiculous stories that WERE True. There was an incident where a woman of Color ran out of hair glue, so she bought Gorilla Glue. Naturally it caused problems, so she sued the company. She won her case. Another old woman spilled hot coffee from McDonald's, and she sued the company and won her case. This story here, whether True or False we don't know, is that a Burglar is suing a homeowner. This Theif, tried to get inside using the pet door at the Bottom. Naturally, the pets, which were two German Shepherds, were roused. We would guess that the dogs did something around the man's mid area. The only thing too say is that the Justice System is so screwed up, a robber can sue a homeowner of the place he is stealing from.

Actors And Singers, Sing, Act, Then Shut The Fuck Up. 🤨🤪😂🤣😈🖕🎥📹🎬🎸🎹🥁🎤

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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that Actors And Actresses and Singers get Extremely Loud & Incredibly Obnoxious. Because of Them, my Digital Host, David, and I have this letter to them that we have Digitally Downloaded. Singers should Realize that we have our own Interpretation of their songs. Actors should note that they are only as good as the characters they Play. Otherwise, nobody cares about your Opinions. Thankyouverymuch. 🤨🤪😂🤣😈🖕🎥📹🎬🎸🎹🥁🎤