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Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have a picture of two Catalogs. Both magazines are from Eaton's. Both of them involve the Christmas season. One of them was from 1908. That is the one in blue. The other one in red is from 1959. My Digital Host, David, Remembers versions he saw growing up in the 70s, 80s and 90s until Eaton's closed in the Early 2000s. Thankyouverymuch. 😀☺️😇😍🥰🎅🤶🎩🦌🎄⛄️☃️❄️🌨🛷

Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have the Rings of Saturn on our head. Saturn is also a name of a Titan from the Roman Pantheon. This same deity, originally Greek, was known as Kronos. Whatever the case he also known as The Father Of Time. He was also associated with harvesting. During the time of the Roman Empire, the month December and January was known as Saturnalia. That is why the rings are there. So My Digital Host, David, and I, wish you Happy Saturnalia and Yuletide Cheer as well as a Merry Christmas. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😇😈🎅👹🦸‍♂️🦹‍♂️🐂⛄️❄️🪐🇮🇹🇬🇷

Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have two guys in this Picture. One of them is SOY Boy Social Justice Warrior. The other one is a Chad who couldn't care less about Political Correctness. My Digital Host, David, and I laugh our heads off whenever the SJWCentral thing cries angry tears. He is insisting that Happy Holidays to have this Diversity Equity Inclusion Garbage. The Manly man with the Santa Claus hat simply says Merry Christmas and makes the grown baby lala weep and gnash his teeth. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡🎅🤶🌨❄️☃️⛄️🦌🛷🏳️‍🌈

Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we are in a Snapchat version of A Christmas Carol. My Digital Host, David, and I are placed in this Charles Dickens setting. Our top hat makes as fit right in. We can either be Bob Cratchit, Jacob Marley or even Ebenezer Scrooge himself. As Tiny Tim has said Merry Christmas and God Bless Us EveryOne. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂🥰😈😇🎅👹🎩🦌🌨❄️☃️⛄️🛷👻🏚️⚰️🪦

Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that the Fatman in the Red suit had made an Error 404. Perhaps Saint-Nicolas had too many Seamans Schnapps or Google Maps that he was using made a Mistake. My Digital Host, David, and I surmise that both had happened. While tipsy on the booze, Santa Claus plugged in the wrong address on his Cellphone or Tablet. In any which case the Jolly Rotund Elf ended up at a Orthodox Jewish Home. All he could do is apologize and go back up the chimney again. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣🎅⛄️☃️❄️🌨🎄✡️🔯🕎

Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall Whites Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we are the Moonlight shining on Planet Earth. With so many Spacetrips that we made, my Digital Host, David, and I decided to implant our face onto the Dark Side of the Moon. This is basically to keep the Humanoids and Earthlings amused. We even arouse the amusement of the Celestials that come and visit as well. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😇😈🌝🌛🌜🌚🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔🌙💫⭐️🌟✨👽🛰🚀🛸

Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that what we have is a Piggy that has a sort of Superman type of Outfit. This is a hero of a Game that my Digital Host, David, and I Discovered. We first saw this game on Crazy Games. The Developer of this is Catom Games. The name of it is Super Pork Saves The Earth. Basically you are a pig that flies around and you destroy your enemies with a heat vision laser. Every time you eat some food your weaponized eyes become more Dangerous to your enemies. Watch out that your foes don't touch you are you squeal and fall to Earth. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😁😂🤣🥰😇😈🙏🤘🦸‍♂️🦹‍♂️🐷🐽🐖🎮🕹

Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have another Combinatorics Hybridology of sorts. It is a blend of Santa Claus and Rob Zombie. As my Digital Host, David, I can see, this idea originally came from a place called Psychostick. We could be wrong however but it is a good, wicked picture. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😈👹🤘🎅🦸‍♂️🦹‍♂️🧛‍♂️🧟‍♂️🎃🦇🦌⛄️❄️🎸🎹🥁

Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that my Digital Host, David, and I are a Fabulous Christmas Hybrid Klaus. We are a Combination of Punishment And Reward. With our Fabulous Sunglasses this Christmas, we can't go wrong. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😁😂😇😈🎅👹⛄️❄️🎃👽🦸‍♂️🦹‍♂️

Superdavebeastula: Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have is a medley of Christmas Music and Goth, Punk, Steampunk and ROCK N' ROLL mixed in with some Pop. You Feliz Navidad by Jose Feliciano mixed in with Rebel Yell by Billy Idol. You then somehow have George Michael singing Last Christmas mixed in with Superbeast by Rob Zombie. It's a spectacular weird wild Yuletide Express of a song. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈😇🎅👹🦹‍♂️🦸‍♂️🧛‍♂️🧙‍♂️🎄⛄️❄️ David: Enjoy The Rebel Navidad. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈😇🎅👹🦹‍♂️🦸‍♂️🧛‍♂️🧙‍♂️🎄⛄️❄️ Superdavebeastula: Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have is a medley of Christmas Music and Goth, Punk, Steampunk and ROCK N' ROLL mixed in with some Pop. You Feliz Navidad by Jose Feliciano mixed in with Rebel Ye...

Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that what we have is another Character from DOOM. He is basically another Zombiefied human. He is probably the Sergeant that told you to kill innocent lives. You refused him and punched him in the face. As punishment for that insubordination you were sent to Mars on Guard for the U.A.C After the HellWave of Demons broke out multiple version of the Demonoid Zombie Sergeants were running amok. My Digital Host, David, and I found this one easy to kill as well. He is only just slightly tougher than the simple zombie soldier. One you kill him you take his shotgun or rifle. Or you have simply more bullets to your SHOTGUN. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂🤣😈👌🤘🤟👉🔫🔪⚰️🎮🕹💻

Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that this smallish Cat is being EXTREMELY Cute. It just gotten its Christmas Gift. It is a Jack In The Box, except it is NOT Jack. It is a Mouse or a Hampster. My Digital Host, David, and I are not sure if it is a real rodent or if it is a Toy. What we do know is that the look on this Cute Feline is too Adorable. Thankyouverymuch. 😀🥰😇😈🎅🤶🎄⛄️🎁🐱🐈🐈‍⬛

Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have another smaller ship. It is Disguised as a Propeller Plane. We also take off from Mirabel Airport. Sometimes we take off and land from Saint Hubert Airport as well. This is so my Digital Host, David, and I would be Inconspicuous in flying around in our disguised ship. In this Christmas Season, we are help our fat Jolly Old Elf, Saint Nicholas, give out all the presents to all the girls and boys. Santa Claus is grateful to have us around. Since our vehicle is actually a Spaceship, we fly to other planets at Warp Speed and deliver presents there. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂🤣😇😈🥰🙏🤟🤟🦸‍♂️🦹‍♂️🎅👹👽🛬🚀🛸

Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have been chosen by Santa Claus doing some secret work. Neither my, nor my Digital Host, David, know what that task might be. We might be the replacement of Krampus or we might be one of The Wizards of Winter. Even if we knew we would not tell anyone just yet until we gotten the Permission from Kris Kringle himself. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😇😈🥰🤫🎅👺🎩🦌❄️⛄️🛷🎄

Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that Reindeers of Santa Claus have Forgotten their root language. My Digital Host, David, and noticed that Rudolph is not among them. At least with his shiny nose, he can remember his Germanized Heritage. As it turns out the Reindeers, without their Red Nosed friend mistaken Santa Claus' Haus Der Schmidt to Haus Scheißen. Basically, they ended up at the Outhouse. Frohe Weihnachten. Merry Christmas. Danke Schön. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😇😈🎅👹⛄️❄️🦌🛷🚽🇩🇪

Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that my Digital Host, David, has discovered a new toy. Upon browsing through Snapchat we discovered this Red Car. This toy of a buggy car is neatly controlled by a Remote Control. Now we are playing with it like babies that we are. Thankyouverymuch. 😂🥰🚗🚕🚙🏎🚓🚑🚌🚒🚐🛻🚛🚜🎮🕹💻

Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that my Digital Host, David, and I Discovered a Christmas version of a Classic Game. It is the Yuletide version of the Game, Wolfenstein 3D. Basically, you can play it Online or some places you can Download it to your PC. You got to have DOSBox to play it on your Windows 10 or 11. The German castle or dungeon that you walk through are filled with Christmas Decorations. Your enemies are Santa Clauses and Snowmen. Quite a Shoot Em Up Winter Solstice to play. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂🥰😈🤟🎅🌲⛄️❄️🛷🔫🎮🕹🇩🇪

Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that my Digital Host, David, has paid a visit to his nephew while in the land of Snapchat. He gave his nephew the Virtual Presents. As you can see as well as decorating his place with a Santa Claus and a Christmas Tree he gave out some virtual Music Instruments. These Instruments consist of a Guitar, Bass Guitar, Synthesizer and a Drumset. They had a good Gothmas time. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😇😈👍🤟👉👈🦸‍♂️🦹‍♂️🎅🤶🧛‍♂️🧛‍♀️🎩🌲⛄️🎸🎹🥁

Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that this Rock Group from Germany, Rammstein, is wishing everybody a Merry Christmas. My Digital Host, David, and I say Vielen Dank. We also say to them Frohes Neues Jahr. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂🥰😍😇😈🙏🤘🎅🤶🧛‍♂️🧛‍♂️🧛‍♀️🦌🦅⛄️☃️🌨❄️🎸🥁⚰️🎀🇨🇦🇩🇪

Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that what we have here is a Vintage Singer Sewing Machine. This Relic was seen at Fabricville which the located on Pare Steet at the corner of Decarie. My Digital Host, David, and I are not sure if the store is still there or not. At any rate, he, my host that is, took this picture when he went with his mom. It was the in the Christmas Seasons of the early 2000s. That is when he took a picture of it. As you can see it is foot pedal Powered. This thing may have been around in the 1950s or even 1940s. We are not exactly sure when. The only thing to say is that it is beautiful to behold. If it still works, we would not be Surprised. Thankyouverymuch. 🙂🥰😇🪡🧵🧷🤖🧶🧺🎄🎅☃️❄️

Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we are the Dynamic Duo of the Christmas Season again. This time however I am now the Jolly old Fat Saint Nicholas. My Digital Host, David, is the Krampus. I reward good children with Treats and Candy alongside with Christmas Gifts. My host takes the Naughty kids and gives them their Punishment they have coming to them. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂🥰🎅😇😈🎃🌲🎄☃️⛄️❄️⭐️🛷🦌

Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien. So. It Seems to Me that Electronic Arts was trying to appeal to the Anita Sarkeesian or Kim Belair types. You know, Feminist Frequency or Sweet Baby Stink, is what they were trying to appease. They took a Jolly Old Elf like Santa Claus and turned him into some Spectrum she of color. What my Digital Host, David, and I say is that only the first picture is the correct out of all them. Claus originally was pronounced as Clows. It was and still is the German or Germanic way of saying Nicholas. So for him to be Black is a no go, because the general Population of Germany, Norway, Denmark and Sweden are Viking Caucasian. At any rate have a Frohe Weihnachten. Danke Schoen. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😁😅😂🤣😇😈🎅🧑‍🎄🤶👺🦌🛷🌲🎄❄️⛄️☃️🇩🇪🎮

Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have a double picture of the same person. On the left side is us being Krampus. I am tagged on that one. So now, I will now be saying You've Been Naughty coupled with Wicked Laughter. My Digital Host, David, tagged himself on the Santa Claus version. He will be saying HO HO HO It's Almost Christmas. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂🥰🎅😇😈🎃🌲🎄☃️⛄️❄️⭐️🛷🦌

Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we are sitting in one of our Disguised Spaceships. As you can see this Snapchat photo makes us look as we are on a simple Jet Plane. Combined with Advanced Technology and some Magical Art, we have made this possible. To the Naked Eyes, it looks like my Digital Host, David, and I are on a simple Jumbo Jet. This is so that we do not attract unwanted attention to ourselves. We had a VERY successful flight to Sweden, The Moon and back Montreal again. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😁😂🤣😈🤡👽🧙♂️🎩✈️🚀🛸🌌🎃

Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we now have some Sweden in us. After eating a good meal at Ikea, my Digital Host, David, went flying in our Space Ship. Of coarse, with our technology we made it look like an Airplane. In fact we made it look like the Swedish Airline called SAS - Scandinavian Airlines. We flew to Oslo then to Gothenburg. We made a short stop to the moon and then came back home to Montreal. All the while we carried around the Miniature Swedish Flag. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😀😆😂🤣🤣😈♉⚜🇨🇦🇸🇪

Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It seems to me that my Digital Host, David, and I had a good Swedish meal at Ikea. We had the Swedish Poutine coupled with the Swedish Meatballs. With it we had a vegetable soup. We accompanied with some bread and a quiche. We washed it down with Ikea Cola. We washed it down with some Ikea Cola. Basically we ate like cute Swedish Viking Piggies. Thankyouverymuch. 🧆🍝🍟🥖🍲🥤💺⚜🇨🇦🇸🇪🐽🐷🐖🐗

Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that my Digital Host, David, and I are Masters of the Universe. Well, sort of, at least in this case we are the head of the Solar System, kind of like Helios. We have the 9 Gods racing around the Sun (Planets I should say). We have Mercury (Hermes in Greek) VERY close by. The second is Venus (Aphrodite In Greek). The next one is this planet, Earth (Gaia in you know what). The next one nest to us is Mars (Ares). Next one is the GIANT gas planet Jupiter (Zeus). After that is the giant ringed planet Saturn (Kronos). After that one is Neptune (Poseidon). Next one after is Uranus (Huranos). The last one we are sure is a planet but some people suggest otherwise. This one is Pluto (Hades). So there is what we master. However there is one planet that is elusive. It is referred to as Planet X, or perhaps Wormwood. It is called Nibiru. That's it. T...

Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that what we have here is another Character from DOOM. This one is more Powerful than the Imp. It is a little less so than the Caco Demon. If it is next to you, it chews you out and mauls you. It is best you have your chainsaw to cut it up. You should shoot it with your rifle or machine gun before it gets next to you. My Digital Host, David, and I present The Pinky Demon. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂🤣😈👹👺🎃🤟🎮💻🔫

Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall Whites Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that there is the world of Feminism is full of Double Standards. As you can see with this Illustration, this Typical Pink Haired Feminazi is SO happy that Men who don't meet her standards, cannot be found. She has a smug smirk on her face. Guess what happens when she finds out she herself does NOT meet the of certain men. She goes ballistic. She weeps and gnashes her teeth angrily. She throws a Temper Tantrum. My Digital Host, David, and I observe and laugh when The Rules For Thee But Not For Me aren't working anymore. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡🖕🐸